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Duritz said:
Is she my type? Not really,
I doubt I'd even get feely,
But a rack like her one,
Seems to make you feel stung,
And your gaze has gotten all steely. :cool:
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Girls like that grow off of trees
Put them out there simply to tease
Eyebrows thicker than pubes
And those ridiculous boobs
Even Sooz has her covered with ease.
 

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Morganashlee said:
Girls like that grow off of trees
Put them out there simply to tease
Eyebrows thicker than pubes
And those ridiculous boobs
Even Sooz has her covered with ease.
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Though a lesbian she is I realise,
That doesn't mean I can't theorise,
About what she'd be like,
When she works out she's a dike,
And knows both men and women don't her idealise.
 
Duritz said:
Though a lesbian she is I realise,
That doesn't mean I can't theorise,
About what she'd be like,
When she works out she's a dike,
And knows both men and women don't her idealise.
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Well now haven't you changed your tune,
An hour ago you did swoon,
Once again overzealous,
With your claims I was jealous,
Rather rip my eyes out with a spoon.
 
Morganashlee said:
Well now haven't you changed your tune,
An hour ago you did swoon,
Once again overzealous,
With ambid claims I was jealous,
Rather rip my eyes out with a spoon.
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Not at all - from the first I called her a dike,
But said her boobs many men would like,
But in person we'd suffer,
At every utterance she'd utter,
Out the window we'd climb to escape on a bike.
 
Duritz said:
Not at all - from the first I called her a dike,
But said her boobs many men would like,
But in person we'd suffer,
At every utterance she'd utter,
Out the window we'd climb to escape on a bike.
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Too many syllables in the last line.

This rhyming's becoming a bore,
But schooling you is my favourite chore,
It's time that we end,
And let your wounds mend,
I think 5-0 to me is the score :$
 
Morganashlee said:
Too many syllables in the last line.

This rhyming's becoming a bore,
But schooling you is my favourite chore,
It's time that we end,
And let your wounds mend,
I think 5-0 to me is the score :$
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You're only quitting cos you're off to the pub,
Not because of the green you've had the rub,
The wit has been mine,
The insight sublime,
And you've been left looking like El Dub. ;)
 
Duritz said:
You're only quitting cos you're off to the pub,
Not because of the green you've had the rub,
The wit has been mine,
The insight sublime,
And you've been left looking like El Dub. ;)
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Now you've stooped to a new low,
Are you drunk? Ok I will speak slow,
El Dub isnt as bright,
As your daughters night light,
Let's not tell him, he'll be full of woe :(
 

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Duritz said:
Lmfao dot you sound like kp
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I think you have derailed the thread,
I assume that you are off your head,
You've had too many whites,
You're not used to late nights,
It's probably time you went to bed.
 
Morganashlee said:
I think you have derailed the thread,
I assume that you are off your head,
You've had too many whites,
You're not used to late nights,
It's probably time you went to bed.
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Whilst all of that may be true,
On tinder tonight I found you,
Should I post it here?
You look ok after beer,
But others may not think that's true...
 
Duritz said:
Whilst all of that may be true,
On tinder tonight I found you,
Should I post it here?
You look ok after beer,
But others may not think that's true...
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It's a shame you and I will not match,
We both know that I am quite the catch,
But you're a little too old,
So if truth be told,
You'll never be getting this snatch.
 
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Reckon I have the worst conversion ratio in the game. Sitting on 740 matches and have pulled two roots off it.

Really need to start putting some effort into the chats.
 
LBJ6 said:
Reckon I have the worst conversion ratio in the game. Sitting on 740 matches and have pulled two roots off it.

Really need to start putting some effort into the chats.
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being a good conservationist seals the deal, im just an average looking guy, but once i get the match (like on oasis) recon im batting at over 50%.
make them laugh, dont rush, make them feel comfortable, and avoid the sex talk until they bring it up and you'll improve your ratio.....oh and dont send c*ck pic unless she knows you going to send it, from my conversations, the biggest turn off for a chick is unannounced c*ck pics
 
The Sultan said:
being a good conservationist seals the deal, im just an average looking guy, but once i get the match (like on oasis) recon im batting at over 50%.
make them laugh, dont rush, make them feel comfortable, and avoid the sex talk until they bring it up and you'll improve your ratio.....oh and dont send c*ck pic unless she knows you going to send it, from my conversations, the biggest turn off for a chick is unannounced c*ck pics
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Yeah my problem is that I'm really just not chatting to anyone unless they chat to me first, and all the really hot ones don't do that haha.
I also get put off by stupid chicks way too easy. One simple spelling error and I'm out. I think I'm just not as ruthless for roots as other guys are.
 
Since updating the app last week I've been in career-best form with matches. Further to this I pretty much never get the "There is nobody new in your area" (my radius is 30km) either. I'd like to think girls are finally waking up to my good looks, but I think Tinder has strengthened the app somehow and matches are now much easier to obtain. I think in the past there might have been bugs in the app which prevented some girls showing up on it. If you haven't updated, I suggest you do so immediately.

Well done to Tinder as I thought it was dying a fast death a couple of months back but now I'm loving it more than ever.
 
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