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That is a tenderbot
uwotm8? Using steak to meat your match
Have just started talking to a girl who actually spoke to me first, and was very forthright about sex (didn't even have to bring it up myself), but she's into all sorts of kinky s**t like smothering you with food, tying you up, blindfolding... not too sure if to proceed...
Hmmm I could never be with someone so untrustworthy and dishonest
Her insta says she makes minute rice in 58 seconds, not the 57 she claims on her tinder
Try everything once, if you don't enjoy it then it will certainly make for some interesting stories.
3 probably, bit of a fat one. Not shockingly obese, but definitely overweight.
3/10, fat, and wants to smother you in food. Sounds like a you've found yourself a real beauty there BACCS, not even sure why you're bothering to weigh it up...
I was going to tell you to go for it, embrace the kinky s**t.... But not with a 3.
Yeah I'm not really, just wanted to see if anyone on here has had similar experiences on Tinder...
My standards are at least a 6 and higher...
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This jack guy would be so upset if he saw this
(Wtf is tinder matching me with birds 238kms away for????)
She would've been in range when you matched then travelled somewhere and went on tinder
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Jack Daniels might be the alcohol that she's referring too. don't think she meant it being an actual person, I think she saying she likes to drink Jack Daniels maybe as a joke sort of she's in a relationship with it, I have no idea but could be the case. Bad humour if it is the case.
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One of you, I dare you, do the following for a laugh:
Register a new account called Ted, here's a profile pic:
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I like politics, the park, most outdoors places, I love university girls. Perfect first date would be we go for a drive somewhere private in my volkswagen bug, I can talk to you for hours, don't swipe right unless you're a brunette.
Register a new account called Ted, here's a profile pic:
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I like politics, the park, most outdoors places, I love university girls. Perfect first date would be we go for a drive somewhere private in my volkswagen bug, I can talk to you for hours, don't swipe right unless you're a brunette.
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Thanks for that Sandra.
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^^^ tipping split personality psychopath. There's no cousin. Run!!!
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Haha, Yh I know mate just being facetious
Meander?? Sounds lazy.
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