Training Training Thread

[Gralin]

That's just a baby, mate.

They're naturally small

He was big enough to be out there to get his medal!

 

[Brant]

Ruck. Key forward??

Just a guess.

I'd say it's more likely 'run' or 'keep fighting' - not that I think he'd need to remind himself to 'keep fighting'...

Maybe it 'Keep Finding' 'Ruckmen' to punch?

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Fek I know we like to keep the weight off the players out there are some seriously skinny kids out there for blokes that have been doing weights for a while...

 

[Rich]

Anyone know what R. KF means on Taz' wrist?

Ruck. Key forward??

Just a guess with his propensity to go third man up..

 

[Thaihawk]

x = the numbers of ice creams you can shove up your nose during the World Championship farting contest. How far up it goes depends on your mass and acceleration. Simples.

In Florida, it’s illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday. I wonder if that is where the World Championships are held?

 

[Thaihawk]

In Florida, it’s illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday. I wonder if that is where the World Championships are held?

I should have added that, they couldn't have any "events," farting that is, on a Thursday night. Could they?

 

[IdiotBox]

Great pics popin ! Thanks!

Gotta admit - some faces I really need to work on putting names to.

In the last photo of the first set - it looks like they are having a fun game of "Poppy in the Middle"! Perhaps he was just working on his duckwood technique?

 

[Bikefreak]

They all look a lot lighter. Must be the plan for fewer rotations. The days of bullying teams through strength are over. Having said that, Shem still looks scary.

Even if you close your eyes.

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[Adebisi]

Wow, even Marco has lost a lot of weight. Clearly a big tactical change here, its a dangerous game getting players to lose muscle (which it seems some players have) so will be fascinated to see how the team goes. Its not like it's just this year, this has been a trend over the last few years to strip weight. Usually over the season the players put on a bit of weight as the workloads decrease anyway, players are never leaner than they are in the pre-season.
Interesting all the same.

 

[Great 2008]

Wow, even Marco has lost a lot of weight. Clearly a big tactical change here, its a dangerous game getting players to lose muscle (which it seems some players have) so will be fascinated to see how the team goes. Its not like it's just this year, this has been a trend over the last few years to strip weight. Usually over the season the players put on a bit of weight as the workloads decrease anyway, players are never leaner than they are in the pre-season.
Interesting all the same.

Agree. I think the club has been working towards it for a while (i.e leaner more athletic players). Like a lot of things the Hawks have done over the year I think we are well prepared for the reduction in interchanges. IMO we look smaller than a lot of sides but it has not seemed to make a difference (apart from against the Tigers).

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Anyone know what R. KF means on Taz' wrist?

Run & Keep Focused?

 

[Thaihawk]

Wow, even Marco has lost a lot of weight. Clearly a big tactical change here, its a dangerous game getting players to lose muscle (which it seems some players have) so will be fascinated to see how the team goes. Its not like it's just this year, this has been a trend over the last few years to strip weight. Usually over the season the players put on a bit of weight as the workloads decrease anyway, players are never leaner than they are in the pre-season.
Interesting all the same.

Isn't this, always a step ahead, how Clarko is keeping the pack at bay?

 

[Argy]

Isn't this, always a step ahead, how Clarko is keeping the pack at bay?

I always get a chuckle when I think how Ess* bulked up on drugs at precisely the same time we began slimming down our players for endurance. They can't even cheat properly.

 

[Bikefreak]

Wow, even Marco has lost a lot of weight. Clearly a big tactical change here, its a dangerous game getting players to lose muscle (which it seems some players have) so will be fascinated to see how the team goes. Its not like it's just this year, this has been a trend over the last few years to strip weight. Usually over the season the players put on a bit of weight as the workloads decrease anyway, players are never leaner than they are in the pre-season.
Interesting all the same.

So is the big Monkie on the same fitness schedule or does it not apply to coaching staff?
Just kidding......go big fella.
Love the waist down shot of him having a kick and a run around with the boys at training.
Has been a good Hawthorn man for a long while now.

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[Gralin]

So is the big Monkie on the same fitness schedule or does it not apply to coaching staff?
Just kidding......go big fella.
Love the waist down shot of him having a kick and a run around with the boys at training.
Has been a good Hawthorn man for a long while now.

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You may have cottoned on to the secret, when did Monkie join the staff, if the players started dropping weight shortly after he could be stealing their lunches

 

[Hawkboy62]

I always get a chuckle when I think how Ess* bulked up on drugs at precisely the same time we began slimming down our players for endurance. They can't even cheat properly.

They got a Brownlow* out of it!

 

[Randy Campbell]

You may have cottoned on to the secret, when did Monkie join the staff, if the players started dropping weight shortly after he could be stealing their lunches

The Monkie diet. Where he eats half your food.

 

[arupist]

You may have cottoned on to the secret, when did Monkie join the staff, if the players started dropping weight shortly after he could be stealing their lunches

More likely they all line up to willingly hand over their lunches.

 

[Manila_Hawk]

Junior Boy is bucking the trend and looks nicely ripped. Even Brad Hill has been working out by the look.

 

[Todman]

They got a Brownlow* out of it!

Football is not about Brownlows.

 

[Argy]

Football is not about Brownlows.

For Jobe* it is.

 

[Gold Member]

Try the "magic mushrooms" in the cafe

Magic mushrooms??!!?!/!?!?1/

 

[BOP66]

I noticed on the Collingwood web site (only went there to see how many members they have-don't shoot me) they have on there a notice of a intra club game I think it was for a Thursday night 6pm?
I know HFC don't advertise our scratch matches but if anyone gets some inside info of any games being played be much appreciated.

 

[Hawthorn United]

I noticed on the Collingwood web site (only went there to see how many members they have-don't shoot me) they have on there a notice of a intra club game I think it was for a Thursday night 6pm?
I know HFC don't advertise our scratch matches but if anyone gets some inside info of any games being played be much appreciated.

You should add 1993, Essendon salary cap cheated too

 

[Jason Dunstall]

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

every sperm is sacred?