That's the last time I try to find love online.
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That's the last time I try to find love online.
You would be feeling about a 1/10 right now.
My advice? Get yourself a slab* of VB and consume the alcohol.
*24 bottles or stubbies
you're a mod. it's your job to click iti didnt click the spoiler link
You would be feeling about a 1/10 right now.
My advice? Get yourself a slab* of VB and consume the alcohol.
*24 bottles or stubbies
Upon the initial read, I'd thought "fetish" was pushing it. But yknow what, wouldn't put it past you. Odd dude.Interesting. Apparently it's trending.
My fetish is that myself and a group of like-minded well to do gents spend our Sunday's taking pictures* of our meat and sending it to each other.
Make of that what you will.
*SLR pics only
You're probably one of those weirdos that lists their Twitter account in their Tinder bio. It's only a matter of time before you discover the science of custom t-shirt designingThat's the last time I try to find love online.
I may have an insatiable appetite for pulling meat, but I don't think that makes me odd.
norf have been notified.
I don't have tinder.Upon the initial read, I'd thought "fetish" was pushing it. But yknow what, wouldn't put it past you. Odd dude.
You're probably one of those weirdos that lists their Twitter account in their Tinder bio. It's only a matter of time before you discover the science of custom t-shirt designing
Weekly dick pics are another matter.I may have an insatiable appetite for pulling meat, but I don't think that makes me odd.
norf have been notified.
If you get Tinder you may find a fair few women who would vest an interest in your Colossal DoctorI don't have tinder.
You hardly know me at all!
Weekly dick pics are another matter.
From your posts I've always had this image in my head you're middle aged. 40s, 50s? Or is the 95 indicative of your birth year?
If you get Tinder you may find a fair few women who would vest an interest in your Colossal Doctor
Did Joanna break you?I don't have tinder.
You hardly know me at all!
A good lookin he thoughBroke my heart when I found out she was a he.
From your posts I've always had this image in my head you're middle aged. 40s, 50s? Or is the 95 indicative of your birth year?
Weekly dick pics are another matter.
I really don't like people on twitter that crap on about a subject and can't handle it when their opinion/ knowledge of said subject is challenged.
I like to call them the Justification Outrage Blockers. JOBs
It really amazes me when someone is on their high horse about a topic and you query them and are met with the response "bye" and blocked. Seriously, if you are that sensitive, and have less backbone than a pancake you need to consider getting off twitter, or at least #FF likeminded plonkers that can defend your worthless arse. (Not other JOBs, they'll just block you)
Twitter is a fantastic medium where you can interact with strangers, and if you're lucky, a few celebrities, it's a social media platform that has cred. Unless it's a spambot, or a creeper for the girls, you have no reason to block. People remember, and ignore you and laugh at you, ... no more cred, you're a known JOB. If you are a spineless princess that can't handle criticism then twitter isn't for you. Best stick to facebook or harden up.
"Bye."
I really don't like people on twitter that crap on about a subject and can't handle it when their opinion/ knowledge of said subject is challenged.
I like to call them the Justification Outrage Blockers. JOBs
It really amazes me when someone is on their high horse about a topic and you query them and are met with the response "bye" and blocked. Seriously, if you are that sensitive, and have less backbone than a pancake you need to consider getting off twitter, or at least #FF likeminded plonkers that can defend your worthless arse. (Not other JOBs, they'll just block you)
Twitter is a fantastic medium where you can interact with strangers, and if you're lucky, a few celebrities, it's a social media platform that has cred. Unless it's a spambot, or a creeper for the girls, you have no reason to block. People remember, and ignore you and laugh at you, ... no more cred, you're a known JOB. If you are a spineless princess that can't handle criticism then twitter isn't for you. Best stick to facebook or harden up.
"Bye."