Uh oh.....

[boncer34]

Hungover Boncer would like to inform you that Sober Boncer left his laptop on his bed yesterday. Drunk Boncer then moved it to the floor last night but because drunk Boncer is a dick he somehow cracked the screen.

As a result hung over Boncer is off playing footy today and will have to let sober Boncer replace the screen tomorrow so sadly games won't be till then. As presently all hungover Boncer can see is spider web on his screen and can't see the games to send to Hungover Son of God

 

[larrikin]

TLDR

 

[Wacky Tiger]

would read again.

Can someone do a video reenactment

 

[boncer34]

TLDR

Drunk Boncers a dick.

Games tomorrow.

 

[Andonis1997]

would read again.

Can someone do a video reenactment

I would but that would mean everyone sees who I am.

 

[iBeng]

#BestSimmerEver

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Connect it to a TV.

 

[The Half Back]

Classic boncer

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Those special little elves must be coming overnight to fix the screen if Bouncer expects it to be repaired by tomorrow.

 

[Mobbs]

Back in my day you had to pass a drug test before you could sim matches.

 

[iBeng]

Put the entire laptop in a bowl of rice.

...What? Dont be a racist, the rice helps repair the nanoparticles and reconstructs the interface matrix of the development cycles.

 

[spookism]

Drunk Boncer must be good friends with drunk Spookism, he does that s**t all the time.

 

[Shermy]

Bravo sir, bravo indeed

 

[pantskyle]

We need a new simmer, this guy is shithouse.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Back in my day you had to pass a drug test before you could sim matches.

What do you expect from an Essendon supporter?

 

[Smartys Power]

#BringBackLogger

 

[zackah]

#boncerisaflog

 

[Deaneus!]

#standbyboncer

#standonboncer'slaptop

 

[beez]

Quick, send another brown paper bag Boncer's way.

 

[iBeng]

Quick, send another brown paper bag Boncer's way.

You think we should fill it with something this time...?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Here's the real reason...

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/soci...irs-avoid-getting-caught-watching-pr0n-photos

A man on Twitter shared a photo of the aftermath of a quick, impulsive decision gone wrong.

The user, known as boncer34 on the social media site, explained in a caption that he was browsing pornography on the website PornHub when his mother suddenly began walking up the stairs and approaching his room. Panicked, the man decided that his best course of action in that moment was to smash his computer.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Here's the real reason...

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/soci...irs-avoid-getting-caught-watching-pr0n-photos

A man on Twitter shared a photo of the aftermath of a quick, impulsive decision gone wrong.

The user, known as boncer34 on the social media site, explained in a caption that he was browsing pornography on the website PornHub when his mother suddenly began walking up the stairs and approaching his room. Panicked, the man decided that his best course of action in that moment was to smash his computer.

Surprisingly it's only the 5th screen he's gone through this week

 

[iBeng]

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Use a mates laptop on wait Boncer has no mates

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Use a mates laptop on wait Boncer has no mates

His housemate has a computer, he uses it for pr0n downloads whenever we try to run a podcast.