Weirdest places you've had sex

[iDon]

Got a gobbie next to the frankston train line quite late, last train from Frankston for some reason slowed right down and then about 5 minutes later cops drove by spot lighting.

Did finish.

 

[Lester Burnham]

Also, I once pulled a bird on the town, ****** her on my home ground cricket pitch, then played on it the next day

Well played Sir. I can imagine Tony Grieg and Mark Nicholas examining the pitch..."there appears to be a few stains at silly point".

 

[croweater 41]

Year 12 in a classroom after school. Was scary as hell seeing as my GF at the time Mother was a teacher still at the school as were most of the other teachers.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Well played Sir. I can imagine Tony Grieg and Mark Nicholas examining the pitch..."there appears to be a few stains at silly point".

As long as Tony didn't try to insert his car keys into the small crack at the bowler's end of the wicket!

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

Geelong Race Track.

 

[DarwinRoo]

On a train track near a party I was at. Was her idea, she thought it would be "hot". I knew it was a ******* unbelievably dumb idea but it was going to be my second root, so no chance I was gonna say no to anything. Was scared shitless the entire time. Weird experience.

Also, I once pulled a bird on the town, ****** her on my home ground cricket pitch, then played on it the next day

Grass on the wicket?

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Got a gobbie next to the frankston train line quite late, last train from Frankston for some reason slowed right down and then about 5 minutes later cops drove by spot lighting.

Did finish.

Did you give her that ciggie she was after in the first place?

 

[Doss]

Under a tree in the Botanical Gardens comes close.

Lake Pedder probably takes the cake though. It's also the coldest lake I've ever swum in...needless to say, that made things, well, tricky.

 

[Cmarsh]

Lost my virginity in an alcove to the rear of a library

Did sex in the toilet on a v-line train to Warnambool, opened the door to find a grumpy Indian lady with a toddler in her arms.

 

[Shupe]

Many a strange place. #1 would have to be in the Sahara Desert.

 

[SizeMatters]

In the food pantry. I was at one of my mates house party and some bird and I hooked up. The rooms upstairs were all locked, the garage was locked and it just started to piss down raining outside... I wasn't going to let this bird go without getting a root so I took her to the kitchen and started to get into the groove of things. A few of my mates started to notice what was going on and kept yelling my name and calling everyone into the kitchen to watch on. Not used to having a group of people watching me I started to go soft...

She was already fed up over my mates and now I couldn't even keep a woody so I had to take urgent action and moved into the food pantry. It was one of those walk in ones and I closed the door behind us and done the good deed. When you're 16 you just have to do anything to lay your claim. Was good at the time but looking back it wouldn't have been a nice experience for the bird... especially when she got a bit of chilli flakes in a certain area.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Many a strange place. #1 would have to be in the Sahara Desert.

Hope you didn't use your valuable supply of water cleaning the sand out of her vagina.

 

[Shupe]

Hope you didn't use your valuable supply of water cleaning the sand out of her vagina.

In a tent, so no sand. Unlike awful beach secks.

 

[kanye_best]

this thread makes me feel boring.
only done it on a couch, in a bed, or on the floor right by a bed (with a quilt on the ground because it was too hard)

 

[DardySingh360]

because it was too hard

A lot of the guys in AFS would be extremely jealous!

 

[Shupe]

Me and my ex girlfriend also had a fantastic idea to have sex on a giant pile of bubble wrap. The key to this is getting as much bubble wrap as possible. Highly recommended.

 

[Oscarman]

In the middle of Ballymore after a Wallabies Test. Also in the water at Natural Bridge in the Gold Coast hinterland.

 

[Doss]

In the food pantry. I was at one of my mates house party and some bird and I hooked up. The rooms upstairs were all locked, the garage was locked and it just started to piss down raining outside... I wasn't going to let this bird go without getting a root so I took her to the kitchen and started to get into the groove of things. A few of my mates started to notice what was going on and kept yelling my name and calling everyone into the kitchen to watch on. Not used to having a group of people watching me I started to go soft...

She was already fed up over my mates and now I couldn't even keep a woody so I had to take urgent action and moved into the food pantry. It was one of those walk in ones and I closed the door behind us and done the good deed. When you're 16 you just have to do anything to lay your claim. Was good at the time but looking back it wouldn't have been a nice experience for the bird... especially when she got a bit of chilli flakes in a certain area.

I call bullshit on the chilli flakes bit.

There's spicing things up, but that's crazy.

 

[Oscarman]

On the way down south for a camping trip I secretly fingered my GF senseless with her mum, dad, sister and brother sitting in the car.

Done this too. She bit my other hand the whole time to keep quiet.

 

[Northworth]

a place that I knew like the palm of my hand

 

[Ahern2Boof]

On a toilet.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I'm pretty boring Probably on a couch with her brother in the room or in a tent during the day with friends all around.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I'm pretty boring Probably on a couch with her brother. In the room, or in a tent during the day with friends all around.

Sorry, I'm a punctuation nazi

 

[ioppolo]

In the kitchen, nothing to out of the ordinary.

 

[The Passenger]

anyone got any good suggestions for melbourne. me and the mrs wanna christen the new car.