Welcome to Collingwood First Pick 2016

[sr36]

He's a dud. That's why we've already traded him to GWS.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Any more info yet?

Only thing I found is he's a huge fan of Marcel Marceau's work.

 

[tom_longeron]

Heard he tends to go missing in games

 

[Obese Arachnid]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

 

[The Dawes]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

can't really judge until we've seen the full highlights package, but I think we can see most of it from here.

 

[Scottabe_pendles]

I heard he's the mysterious yet talented cousin of Sidd Finch

 

[MyManLynch]

Built like Jane, walks like Jane...I think it is Jane.

 

[sr36]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

I can confirm that his nickname is: The tackle

 

[Bay Pie]

Where did you have in your power rankings Obese Arachnid ?

If you don't mind can you also let us know where you had him in your normal rankings ? (I.e. not the 'power' variety )

 

[sr36]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

You did say you've nominated for the draft every year since the mid 80s. Is this you?

 

[Rohan25]

/thoughts on the second season of True Detective/

It sucked!

Season 2 of Fargo on the other hand...brilliant!

 

[jmac70]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

Reminds me a bit of Renee Kink. Any chance he could hold down CHF?

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Reminds me a bit of Renee Kink. Any chance he could hold down CHF?

I think he'd just like to hold you down, anywhere, anytime.

 

[jmac70]

I think he'd just like to hold you down, anywhere, anytime.

I might have to take one for the team...

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Where did you have in your power rankings Obese Arachnid ?

If you don't mind can you also let us know where you had him in your normal rankings ? (I.e. not the 'power' variety )

I only use the one ranking system but you know I can't divulge my algorithm. It's secret like the 11 herbs & spices in KFC. In fact one part of the algorithm is how many pieces of KFC I can eat while watching a highlights package.

I fear I may have given too much away already.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

You did say you've nominated for the draft every year since the mid 80s. Is this you?

No & I missed getting drafted again. All 18 clubs contacted me as well.

Mainly to take out AVO's though.

 

[frizzle]

Can't believe he fell to our pick. I think we hid him away.

 

[The Dawes]

Can't believe he fell to our pick. I think we hid him away.

that would take some doing!

 

[mike123]

How's his speed, agility and sidestep?

Can he sell candy?

 

[jmac70]

How's his speed, agility and sidestep?

Can he sell candy?

He can sell whatever you need...

 

[vjknight]

hes already on my dufflecoat

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Confident young man.

Just parked his ute in Perty's car space.

 

[jmac70]

Confident young man.

Just parked his ute in Perty's car space.

I hear Swanny will be his mentor.

 

[The Dawes]

Confident young man.

Just parked his ute in Perty's car space.

Oh dear... sounds like he's off to a Jake Carlisle-esque start with his new club.

 

[Jasper84]

He has already received a naked selfie and lock of hair from Brendan Gale.