Welcome to Collingwood First Pick 2016

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I hear Swanny will be his mentor.

I hear Dustin Martin is dry rage wanking in jealousy

 

[Anzacday]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

I can confirm that his nickname is: The tackle

Or is it "The Bait"?

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Oh dear... sounds like he's off to a Jake Carlisle-esque start with his new club.

No. Jake has a different sort of white line fever.

 

[Vicky Park]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.

Even one might alienate him from the cheer squad.

 

[The Dawes]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.

you had me until here......

 

[sirlothie]

Can't believe he fell to our pick. I think we hid him away.

He's been hiding in my wardrobe.

 

[Kirby]

This thread is all kinds of quality!

 

[Pieku]

Bontempelli type
invisible as the wind --
Blues already keen

 

[Obese Arachnid]

UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.

 

[The Dawes]

F

UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.

First Shazz now this, where's the luck?

 

[Ulahoopski]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

Gene Simmons in black and white stripes? Let himself go a bit hasn't he? Can't we just take his money?

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.

Why is that campaigner Merrett commenting on Collingwood affairs?!

 

[ottoman]

Poor form fat spider.
You know how much it means to TD to start the welcome threads.
Bit mean spirited of you to jump in before him.

As for this pick I think he will definitely push both Grundy and Moore out of the side.

 

[sirlothie]

Bucks is worried he'll get pushed out of the coaches box by this kid just quietly...

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

As for this pick I think he will definitely push both Grundy and Moore out of the side.

And Blair.

 

[MyManLynch]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road (whilst relieving them of their wallet & watch).

Edited for justice.

 

[Ricky90]

I watched this guy in the Northern Football League absolutely tearing it apart against grown men. Will be the next Nat Fyfe with better kicking skills. 10/10 selection.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Best thread since ps2 'afl premiership 2007'

 

[Saintly Viewed]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

His name is
First and his surname is
Pick
Apparantly first player in afl history named First.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.

Yes helps old carlton supporters across the road - just leaves them half way across. He does half the work then says now its your turn

 

[Saintly Viewed]

If clubs like quick athletic types that draw crowds, what about usain bolt

 

[Hardas]

I hear we hid him away so he wouldn't get invited to a state screening or the combine. Appears to have worked because I can't see his name anywhere...

Definitely a bit of mystery man.

 

[Hardas]

First pick of him turning up to his first training session. Still no name yet though.

Looks pretty athletic.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

If clubs like quick athletic types that draw crowds, what about usain bolt

By the way tested under 2 seconds for 20 meter sprint, rumour has it faster than patrick Dangerfield.