What are dead giveaways that you won't like someone

[Rustin Cohle]

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[Stratton_Gun]

Can't take a joke or a bit of light teasing

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

They're loud. They're attention whores. They're disrespectful. They think 'saying what you think' is a good character trait.

 

[Underdog]

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I don't know the features but I'd potentially wear one... If I was given it. I wouldn't pay for it. I imagine it would be pretty useful for exercising.

 

[Underdog]

They're loud. They're attention whores. They're disrespectful. They think 'saying what you think' is a good character trait.

Indeed. Honesty doesn't mean you're not a dickhead.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

You're in competition with them?

 

[Damon_3388]

They do the shaka sign, sign of the horns, ILY sign or any version of the V sign in photos.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Can't take a joke or a bit of light teasing

Those type of people are worse when they like to do a bit of joking and teasing as well.

 

[craffles]

How do you know if soneone is vegan?

Don't worry they'll ******* tell you

 

[radiojake]

you know, it's pretty easy to rag on vegans who let you know about their diet, but you forget that in many cases if you don't let people know about it, you're likely to get meat or dairy served up to you pretty easily -

it may sounds like an arrogance thing, and sure, there are certainly 'holier than thou' vegans, but w@nkers are everywhere regardless of their diet.... so it's not an exclusive trait, nor does it mean that all vegans are like that -


3/10 for the easy target troll

 

[Cudi]

They use the phrase "batting above average"

 

[craffles]

you know, it's pretty easy to rag on vegans who let you know about their diet, but you forget that in many cases if you don't let people know about it, you're likely to get meat or dairy served up to you pretty easily -

it may sounds like an arrogance thing, and sure, there are certainly 'holier than thou' vegans, but w@nkers are everywhere regardless of their diet.... so it's not an exclusive trait, nor does it mean that all vegans are like that -


3/10 for the easy target troll

100% of vegans I know shove their opinions down my throat and judge me for my choices. If it was just hey im a vegan dont cook me that I would agree with you but its way worse

 

[radiojake]

100% - so all three of them?

maybe you should stop hanging around w@nkers..


but if that's your experience then I'm not going to argue with it

 

[craffles]

100% - so all three of them?

maybe you should stop hanging around w@nkers..


but if that's your experience then I'm not going to argue with it

Nah I know about 7, a lot from the same friendship group. I know is a small sample but you can't change your experiences. Happy to change my opinion when I meet a vegan who isn't a raging douche!

 

[brahj]

How do you know if soneone is vegan?

Don't worry they'll ******* tell you

I actually got told this joke differently:

How do you know someone from Melbourne is in a band?

They'll tell you.

 

[moses]

They ask you where you went to school.

 

[The Coup]

If they don't laugh at my jokes.

 

[craigos]

"I'm a cyclist". So you ride professionally? No? ok.
Also, if there's a quiet person in your group of close mates and some newbie loud mouth keeps talking over the top of them and then drops the old "your friend doesn't say much".

 

[JD-Roo]

Those people who always have a story about how they have already done it, seen it and were better at it. You have all come across someone like this at some stage. I do not understand what goes through their minds ?? Who do they think they are fooling ??

There was a character in 'Dilbert' called "Topper". We had a lady on the Vline train who we subsequently nicknamed 'Topper' as well.

If you had a holiday, she had one better, if you were sick, she was sicker, if you thought it was a nice day, well you should've been on the train LAST week.... etc etc

 

[The Coup]

If they mention anything about investment property without being asked specifically

 

[Scotland]

If they mention they are a union member without being specifically asked.

 

[Scotland]

They attempt to meanfingfully insert their star sign into conversation.

'So, what do you think about x?'
'Well, as a Pisces...'
'FFFFFUUUUUU'

 

[clogged]

I don't know the features but I'd potentially wear one... If I was given it. I wouldn't pay for it. I imagine it would be pretty useful for exercising.

I wear a Fitbit atm. I'd go the slight extra cost for something with heart monitor, GPS, other integration. Would feel like a bit knob wearing it, but I like the information that comes with exercising and technology.

 

[mottrain]

you know, it's pretty easy to rag on vegans who let you know about their diet, but you forget that in many cases if you don't let people know about it, you're likely to get meat or dairy served up to you pretty easily -

it may sounds like an arrogance thing, and sure, there are certainly 'holier than thou' vegans, but w@nkers are everywhere regardless of their diet.... so it's not an exclusive trait, nor does it mean that all vegans are like that -


3/10 for the easy target troll

Vegans very much are bad. Like to make people aware they are evil.

 

[radiojake]

love your generalisations, don't ya Dymot