who is the worst commentator atm?

[Nostradumbass]

1987 was pretty special, first team to finish 14th, no one can ever take that off us.

We always were trailblazers.

 

[Drofder]

Too many to choose from.

 

[_Wang_]

Basil Syphilis has to be up there

 

[TigermanM2]

There are a lot but Bruce has hit the top of my list this year. So annoying and is starting to rack up the mistakes in his calling.

C7 should just bring him out during the spring carnival and that's it.

 

[GN272]

This is not fair - I can only pick one !!

 

[Roachy8]

Any prick who mixes up Brandon Ellis and Taylor Hunt.

 

[This Is Anfield]

There are a lot but Bruce has hit the top of my list this year. So annoying and is starting to rack up the mistakes in his calling.

C7 should just bring him out during the spring carnival and that's it.

He's up there now for sure, his incessant questions "Is he the best you've ever seen, Leigh" "oh, he's special, isn't he Leigh" "Can I suck your dick, Leigh"

 

[banana_bus]

Any prick who mixes up Brandon Ellis and Taylor Hunt.

To be fair, I confuse these 2 all the time when I'm on the top deck of G. Thank god for Brando's orange boots...

 

[Roachy8]

To be fair, I confuse these 2 all the time when I'm on the top deck of G. Thank god for Brando's orange boots...

Me too actually - although I then wait to see if it gets turned over and that unfortunately sometimes gives it away...

 

[waldino]

The Zemp has to be the worst by far. Not only does his voice make one cringe but the sight of that head makes you want to change the station

 

[Spagman]

3: Luke Darcy (moron who masquarades as a commentator, which is ironic because he spent his playing days as a fraud as well)

Is that irony? He's just continued his long streak of nobody realising what a waste of space he is on the field and in the commentary booth.

 

[Foleys Footy]

Dermie is the worst.

Daylight

Luke Darcy.

 

[Nuffers]

To be fair, I confuse these 2 all the time when I'm on the top deck of G. Thank god for Brando's orange boots...

Me too actually - although I then wait to see if it gets turned over and that unfortunately sometimes gives it away...

But you two don't get paid to get it right.

 

[gungho]

Basil. I hate how he thinks he is an expert on AFL when he has never played and how he thinks the crap he says is funny.

Look I don't really like him much either but I think you'll find he played in a fairly high league in W.A. (WAFL). It pays to do a bit of research.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

When I listen to Andy Maher's voice I have an urge to slap him in the face.

EFA

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Its not unusual for me to watch the footy with the mute button on. You actually form your own opinions on the game instead of taking in the dribble the commentators feed you.

 

[RunningBounce]

Basil and Hame have no feel for the game - can't read the play well at all. Makes everything they say cringeworthy.

There's an art to TV commentary, it doesn't involve talking over the top of everything. We can SEE the game too, you numbnuts!

Good call, rider. It's like they are trying to describe it to a blind Mongolian woman whose never seen the game before. JUST GET THE ******* NAMES RIGHT AND WE'LL FILL IN THE REST!

I put Macaveney in this basket too. Full credit to him for the broad range of sports he calls. I like him calling the Olympics. But * me, it is glaringly obvious that the man has never kicked a footy. Just like Basil. I often have the feeling I'm watching a different game to them.

Any prick who mixes up Brandon Ellis and Taylor Hunt.

Basil mixed up Hunt for Morris at one point. But hey! It's understandable! They all look so similar, all having arms and noses, as well as wearing the same jumper...

 

[Hank Heavenly]

Look I don't really like him much either but I think you'll find he played in a fairly high league in W.A. (WAFL). It pays to do a bit of research.

I played in the WAFL also, and trust me, I could do a 1000 times better than that flog!
Just because you played the game at an ok level, doesn't mean you should be on nationally tv calling the game.

 

[Nuffers]

Basil mixed up Hunt for Morris at one point. But hey! It's understandable! They all look so similar, all having arms and noses, as well as wearing the same jumper...

He mixed up Houli and Grigg also.

 

[DerpWerls]

Dwayne

 

[bradydaw91]

Blokes i feel you guys are giving a bad rap:
*Bt - Makes the games entertaining and sometimes applies his footy knowledge
*Hame - People keep lumping him with Dwayne and Basil but i feel he has 1000x more charisma than those 2

Darcy just doesnt have a good commentators voice, what does he bring to the table?

 

[RichoAtzyG]

Blokes i feel you guys are giving a bad rap:
*Bt - Makes the games entertaining and sometimes applies his footy knowledge
*Hame - People keep lumping him with Dwayne and Basil but i feel he has 1000x more charisma than those 2

Darcy just doesnt have a good commentators voice, what does he bring to the table?

BT Is a numbskull. Put the footy back on channel 9 so we can have james brayshaw back and decent coverage

 

[tugga]

Blokes i feel you guys are giving a bad rap:
*Bt - Makes the games entertaining and sometimes applies his footy knowledge
*Hame - People keep lumping him with Dwayne and Basil but i feel he has 1000x more charisma than those 2

Darcy just doesnt have a good commentators voice, what does he bring to the table?

If you think Brian Taylor offers anything other than garbage, I feel sorry for you.

 

[Spluff]

Me too actually - although I then wait to see if it gets turned over and that unfortunately sometimes gives it away...

As Hunt or Brando?

 

[jc12]

BT Is a numbskull. Put the footy back on channel 9 so we can have james brayshaw back and decent coverage

the thing with bt is that when he is by himself its not as good, when he is with luke darcy its worse, he needs another guy there with him, him and JB are the best combo imo. you need commentators that feed off each other