Media Why I'll win the ALF again

[BigJoeD_]

The Filth Wizard lacks the FIGJAM quality. He sometimes exerts it, but is still too relaxed at times. He needs to look at his own reflection in a lake and fall in love with what he sees looking back at him. Then, and ONLY then, can he play FF.

So that's our problem - we've got 20 ******* FF's

 

[fumbler]

Season and 4 games you mathematically illiterate person.

#Back2BackBeng #NoHomo #SoundsSuss

I'm in on this action.............unless it's not a part of the Gumbies convo, then i'm not in but out.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Ten players least likely to remember to pick you up at the airport because they had to stop for a haircut.

Do you honestly think I would ever leave you at the airport?

 

[Gee Dub]

Do you honestly think I would ever leave you at the airport?

Well not on purpose....

 

[iBeng]

Each round just gives more evidence.

Round 11:

1: 48 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 43 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
3: 42 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 41 COONEY (DEM)
5: 39 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
6: 36 CROWEATER (WON)
7: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
8: 35 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
9: 32 JUGGALO BA (LVB)
10: 32 FRED (ROY)

Back at Round 10:

Rank Total Player
1: 41 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 37 COONEY (DEM)
3: 37 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 35 CROWEATER (WON)
5: 35 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
6: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
7: 33 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
8: 32 FRED (ROY)
9: 32 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
10: 29 JUGGALO BA (LVB)

Gap increased to 5 goals.

Put it in the book people.

 

[croweater 41]

What was the time frame you gave me that you would be 10 goals in front of me?

 

[iBeng]

What was the time frame you gave me that you would be 10 goals in front of me?

Sometime about now.

 

[croweater 41]

Sometime about now.

Thought so.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Each round just gives more evidence.

Round 11:

1: 48 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 43 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
3: 42 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 41 COONEY (DEM)
5: 39 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
6: 36 CROWEATER (WON)
7: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
8: 35 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
9: 32 JUGGALO BA (LVB)
10: 32 FRED (ROY)

Back at Round 10:

Rank Total Player
1: 41 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 37 COONEY (DEM)
3: 37 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 35 CROWEATER (WON)
5: 35 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
6: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
7: 33 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
8: 32 FRED (ROY)
9: 32 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
10: 29 JUGGALO BA (LVB)

Gap increased to 5 goals.

Put it in the book people.

Here comes Uncle, and with the supply he's getting, bye, bye Beng.

 

[iBeng]

Here comes Uncle, and with the supply he's getting, bye, bye Beng.

Drugs?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Drugs?

Think he's someone who doesn't really need drugs.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

You are cooked watkins.

 

[iBeng]

You are cooked watkins.

Bring it irrelevance.

 

[boncer34]

The Filth Wizard lacks the FIGJAM quality. He sometimes exerts it, but is still too relaxed at times. He needs to look at his own reflection in a lake and fall in love with what he sees looking back at him. Then, and ONLY then, can he play FF.

Lol.

You think your a FIGJAM coz you fall in love with yourself looking at a lake.

I fall in love every morning when I wake up.

 

[iBeng]

Lol.

You think your a FIGJAM coz you fall in love with yourself looking at a lake.

I fall in love every morning when I wake up.

Well you should really stop sleeping with your twin.

 

[okeydoke7]

Lol.

You think your a FIGJAM coz you fall in love with yourself looking at a lake.

I fall in love every morning when I wake up.

Oh so do I.

But:

Narcissism is the pursuit of gratification from vanity, or egotistic admiration of one's own attributes, that derive from arrogant pride. The term originated from the Greek mythology, where the young Narcissus fell in love with his own image reflected in a pool of water.

 

[fumbler]

boncer wining the DJ Award this season.

 

[iBeng]

Rank Total Player
1: 54 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 44 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
3: 44 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 42 COONEY (DEM)
5: 40 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
6: 36 CROWEATER (WON)
7: 36 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
8: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
9: 32 JUGGALO BA (LVB)
10: 32 FRED (ROY)

Jeez Uncle_Leo you've got me concerned now.

#KissedOnTheDick Juggalo Balla

 

[Papa Juggs]

Accurate hashtagging Bengwatkins

#KissedOnTheDick

 

[brahj]

Rank Total Player
1: 54 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 44 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
3: 44 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 42 COONEY (DEM)
5: 40 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
6: 36 CROWEATER (WON)
7: 36 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
8: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
9: 32 JUGGALO BA (LVB)
10: 32 FRED (ROY)

Jeez Uncle_Leo you've got me concerned now.

#KissedOnTheDick Juggalo Balla

Prediction:

- Rain for the next 5 Bandits games.

- boncer34 wins the ALF by 2 goals.

- Bengwatkins cries actual tears.

 

[boncer34]

Prediction:

- Rain for the next 5 Bandits games.

- boncer34 wins the ALF by 2 goals.

- Bengwatkins cries actual tears.

Only 2 out of the top 3 in the Alf haven't "retired" which was actually just abandoning their teammates in match threads while making sure they don't get removed from a prime spot on the field despite not posting.

 

[iBeng]

Prediction:

- Rain for the next 5 Bandits games.

- boncer34 wins the ALF by 2 goals.

- Bengwatkins cries actual tears.

Pulease, the rain didnt stop me kicking a bag against your rabble when we played this year. Why dont you just buy a roof? Then the only water on your field will be Juggalo Balla and his tears after being forced into a forward pocket.

Only 2 out of the top 3 in the Alf haven't "retired" which was actually just abandoning their teammates in match threads while making sure they don't get removed from a prime spot on the field despite not posting.

Heh, "Retired".

 

[This Is Anfield]

Rank Total Player
1: 54 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 44 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
3: 44 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 42 COONEY (DEM)
5: 40 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
6: 36 CROWEATER (WON)
7: 36 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
8: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
9: 32 JUGGALO BA (LVB) (WET)
10: 32 FRED (ROY)

Jeez Uncle_Leo you've got me concerned now.

#KissedOnTheDick Juggalo Balla

And here comes Uncle_Leo with a withering run to shatter the dreams of Bengwatkins, and the other bloke!

 

[iBeng]

And here comes Uncle_Leo with a withering run to shatter the dreams of Bengwatkins, and the other bloke!

Ha. Righto.

 

[fumbler]

And here comes Uncle_Leo with a withering run to shatter the dreams of Bengwatkins, and the other bloke!

He's the one boncer34 is alluding to being 'retired'

Damnit bonce he applied to the ad.