Worst commentators and their catch phrases

[nooblet]

Wayne Schwass, who doesn't pronounce his own surname properly (he says "Swoss", instead of "Schwoss"), has started saying (a lot): "He sends a speculative kick down the ground. That's a speculative ball..."

he's terrible in general but even worse with BT, he seems to feel the need to giggle at everything he says.

 

[Isosceles]

he's terrible in general but even worse with BT, he seems to feel the need to giggle at everything he says.

Tries way too hard to be like JB

 

[MELTY]

Dwayne Russell and "big time" is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

 

[Isosceles]

Anyone trying to be like JB might as well pack it in

He's an excellent radio caller. Not great for tv though.

 

[Chuckie357]

******* Bruce McAvaney hey?
almost every sentence ends in "hey?" or begins with some version of "you get the feeling"

say something definitive for once you limp-wristed tool

You just get the feeling you may be spot on there hey? Den don't you reckon?

 

[MKMatty]

If you were a player, derm is the one you'd want to stfu.

His standard 15 minute special comment always starts with a <100 game player losing a 50-50 contest. eg let's say they punched when they could have marked.

Then it begins.

"he'd be disappointed with that. When you've got a young player in that situation, as a coach sometimes you just would really want them, a young defender like X, who we know is a good young player with a future ahead of him, no doubt about it, but he really needs to think through that situation better and in contests where you've got the genuine jump on a forward, or some sense that they've got a real advantage in the marking duel, like a genuine real advantage just to have the knowledge and experience to know that you can really impose on those contest and put his hands up and use his awareness to not do what he's done there and instead mark it rather than punching but you know thats okay that's something which will come with more awareness more game time and just a greater degree of experience , or as it is known in german "erfahrung" or in swahili "uzoefu", as a coach you would want him to have a real good think about that, and that's worthwhile for young kids who are watching to bear in mind when they are working on their own skills."

Then later in the game when the same player wins a 50-50 "that's better from X...(repeat comment)"

I read that in Derms voice. I feel dirty

 

[wchiri]

Absolutely hate Mark Ricciutos voice!