The silly season has begun with cash offers and delistings already being spoken about. Spotty the first to make a move with Jensen delisted 2 weeks after the flag win and 30 minutes after being award best club person award. In protest Jensen stormed the local KFC and refused to leave. Negotiators arrived on scene but left just as quick stating call us back in 6 weeks when the food runs out because this bloke is too busy eating everything. Jensen has ballooned from 135 kgs (his Statement not mine) to 197kg since the GF. He good friend the duck while out on a casual 15kg warm up sprint even stopped to help get him out, but even smashing out 250 one handed push ups in front of jensen saying "you want some of this? You can't handle this!" failed to work. Jensen last seen rolling around on the floor like a walrus screaming why me i'm just big boned. Lets hope for all concerned he comes out soon before Jerry springer runs an episode trying to save him. Meanwhile the Duck is on the hunt for another flag..