Roast Ya Gotta Hate

[Sublime]

A thousand likes for this!!! Victorians worst drivers ever!!!

Just because you've mastered the roundabout.

 

[Jatz]

The drive back to Sydney, for two reasons:

1. I don't want to leave.

2. It takes so friggen long!!!

 

[Sublime]

Being a country boy i never really learned about hook turns, so you can imagine how full of terror my first one was. I just waited for an open spot in traffic and put my foot down... Fair to say i learned them pretty quickly after that and i now don't mind them. They make sense afterall!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The drive back to Sydney, for two reasons:

1. I don't want to leave.

2. It takes so friggen long!!!

Drive safely! That road is mega boring.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Ya gotta hate getting told off for things that happened TWO YEARS AGO.

I'll just jump in my time machine and fix that, you absolute goob. UGH. *.

 

[Silvagnis]

Royal tours and the people who go to see them. Wonder how many would go and volunteer for a charity to see "regular" people.

 

[happydude]

Royal tours and the people who go to see them. Wonder how many would go and volunteer for a charity to see "regular" people.

I'm totally ignoring them and the tour...

If a workmate hadn't told me they where touring I wouldn't have known.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I'm not winning today.

I have to rewrite 17 job ads because, while my sentences are "beautifullly constructed", they are "far too sophisticated on the readibility scale". What the * are you talking about?!

 

[happydude]

I'm not winning today.

I have to rewrite 17 job ads because, while my sentences are "beautifullly constructed", they are "far too sophisticated on the readibility scale". What the **** are you talking about?!

Link me one I want to see this

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Link me one I want to see this

Haven't published them yet. I'll PM you a Word copy.

 

[happydude]

Thanks

 

[Sublime]

I'm not winning today.

I have to rewrite 17 job ads because, while my sentences are "beautifullly constructed", they are "far too sophisticated on the readibility scale". What the **** are you talking about?!

The way i see it they're telling you to stop using big words, poindexter.

 

[happydude]

I experience major obstacles whenever I attempt to avoid overuse of gigantuin idioms.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The way i see it they're telling you to stop using big words, poindexter.

I didn't even use any big words! happydude you thought it was fine, yeah?

 

[happydude]

Yea it was fine nothing confusing or unclear about it.

Sounded professional and what one would expect to read in a job ad for a luxury hotel

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Thanks buddy. My boss disagreed

 

[happydude]

Thanks buddy. My boss disagreed

Sorry to say this but the anti authority personality in me wants to say


Your boss is a * head.

 

[Sublime]

Sorry to say this but the anti authority personality in me wants to say


Your boss is a **** head.

Why did i think of a certain Pennywise song when you just said that?

 

[happydude]

Why did i think of a certain Pennywise song when you just said that?

Because it's a good song.

I'm listening to rage against the machine right now though

 

[JamisonRun40]

MEB just read your posts. If perspective employees cannot understand job adverts, do you really want them working at your hotel. They can always ring for clarification. I have a sneaky feeling your boss feels threaten by you in a BIG way.

 

[happydude]

MEB just read your posts. If perspective employees cannot understand job adverts, do you really want them working at your hotel. They can always ring for clarification. I have a sneaky feeling your boss feels threaten by you in a BIG way.

I read the ad it was fine, nothing confusing at all

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

MEB just read your posts. If perspective employees cannot understand job adverts, do you really want them working at your hotel. They can always ring for clarification. I have a sneaky feeling your boss feels threaten by you in a BIG way.

Good point JR!

I hope she feels threatened by me, I'm gunning for her job like you wouldn't believe hahaha.

 

[Aphrodite]

Good point JR!

I hope she feels threatened by me, I'm gunning for her job like you wouldn't believe hahaha.

You go girl!

 

[BlueBelle]

I'm not winning today.

I have to rewrite 17 job ads because, while my sentences are "beautifullly constructed", they are "far too sophisticated on the readibility scale". What the **** are you talking about?!

The way i see it they're telling you to stop using big words, poindexter.

Or write to your audience

 

[happydude]

Or write to your audience

She did, I read the ad.