You know you're addicted to the SFA when :

[ClarkeM]

Just because I don't have a kid doesn't mean I am a virgin. We don't all have a Mrs who is keen every other day.

I don't*

 

[MP_]

I'm glad I don't have a kid.

I'm also happy I sit at the back of lecture theatres so no one can see what I am doing all day instead of listening.

I was you 20 years ago

 

[ClarkeM]

You're excited to get to a cafe with free wifi so you can upload the podcast.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

McCafe

 

[akkaps]

McCafe

Just about to say that.

 

[ClarkeM]

McCafe

God no.

 

[The Half Back]

ClarkeM you are just addicted to the sfa period.

 

[Frankston Rover]

ClarkeM you are just addicted to the sfa period.

So one week a month he become irrational and moody?

 

[ClarkeM]

So one week a month he become irrational and moody?

yep and it isn't this ******* week, you hear me?

 

[Andonis1997]

yep and it isn't this ******* week, you hear me?

Ahhhhh! This post was begging to be followed by 'I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me '
Missed opportunity while we were on the topic of moodswings

 

[Hatchy1992]

I'm glad I don't have a kid.

I'm also happy I sit at the back of lecture theatres so no one can see what I am doing all day instead of listening.

I did that until a few weeks ago when the lecturer started targetting the backrow rebels for the questions as a tactic to see if we were listening or not.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

You make 2 online surveys because someone created a thread.

 

[ClarkeM]

You think someone made 2 online surveys because of a thread you made.

 

[croweater 41]

You think someone made 2 online surveys because of a thread you made.

Don't, we tried all ready. He doesn't listen.

 

[akkaps]

When you forget what word word is replaced by campaigner because you've seen it so many times.


And, I did mention the SFA to a friends dad when he asked if I played any sports.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Crazy Kent

 

[Andonis1997]

When your mates give you s**t for playing in the SFA..

*Mate gives you s**t.

**Girlfriend gives you s**t.

***Girlfriend breaks up with you.

****When no mates can give you s**t.

 

[The Half Back]

When your mates give you s**t for playing in the SFA..

*Mate gives you s**t.

**Girlfriend gives you s**t.

***Girlfriend breaks up with you.

****When no mates can give you s**t.

You don't have a girlfriend...

 

[The Half Back]

When you see Johnathan Freeman's stat line from last night and assume he plays full forward in the SFA.

5 kicks, 4 goals 1 behind.

 

[fumbler]

When your mates give you s**t for playing in the SFA..

*Mate gives you s**t.

**Girlfriend gives you s**t.

***Girlfriend breaks up with you.

****When no mates can give you s**t.

Sorry but WHAT WE"RE YOU THINKING?

Really................Ando i felt sorry for about 2 seconds until i burst out laughing.................... you had a womans and she left because you wanted to spend more time with your SFA mates.............

THREAD/

 

[boncer34]

When you fap over kicking 5 goals

 

[fumbler]

When you fap over kicking 5 goals

Uncle_Leo and londontiger like this.

 

[croweater 41]

When your class at Uni is speaking about Elite Sports and you feel the SFA should be getting funding from the government as it has a large participation and it is the highest quality of it's kind.

GIVE ME MONEY TONY

 

[akkaps]

When Marlowe autocorrects to Arlowe on the phone.


Is there a way to get ClarkeM to autocorrect to campaigner on the iPhone?

 

[BigJoeD_]

When Marlowe autocorrects to Arlowe on the phone.


Is there a way to get ClarkeM to autocorrect to campaigner on the iPhone?

No - 'warrior' already has that honour