- May 23, 2012
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Winter is coming has come and been, the ice has begun to thaw and hoops tragics everywhere are awakening from their annual post-season slumber once more in anticipation of a shiny new NBA season.
OK, technically speaking the season tip-off is still several weeks away. Yes, we're bored too. All the more reason to stick around in this thread, as a motley crew of local bball junkies masquerading as experts will bring you the very finest in half-arsed NBA analysis.
Every team. Every player. Every lame joke possible - we've got you covered.
Yes, our predictions are liable to be as accurate as a Michael Carter-Williams jump shot. And yes, we've put less planning and thought into this than the Clippers do with wardrobe design. But it could still be fun.
If you'd like to get involved in this abomination, there's still time. Standards are low, and the pay is even lower - we'll draw the line at Chris Broussard, but all other would-be contributors are welcome.
So without further ado, we present your 2015/16 NBA season preview*
* Degenerate punters please note: this preview is for entertainment purposes only. We do not accept responsibility for any gambling losses suffered as a result of heeding our otherwise esteemed prognostications.
Edit: quick links provided below
Atlantic: Raptors , Celtics , Nets , Knicks , Sixers
Central: Cavs , Bulls , Bucks , Pacers , Pistons
Southeast: Hawks , Wizards , Heat , Hornets , Magic
Northwest: Thunder , Jazz , Nuggets , Wolves , Blazers
Southwest: Grizzlies , Spurs , Rockets , Mavs , Pelicans
Pacific: Warriors , Clippers , Suns , Kings , Lakers
OK, technically speaking the season tip-off is still several weeks away. Yes, we're bored too. All the more reason to stick around in this thread, as a motley crew of local bball junkies masquerading as experts will bring you the very finest in half-arsed NBA analysis.
Every team. Every player. Every lame joke possible - we've got you covered.
Yes, our predictions are liable to be as accurate as a Michael Carter-Williams jump shot. And yes, we've put less planning and thought into this than the Clippers do with wardrobe design. But it could still be fun.
If you'd like to get involved in this abomination, there's still time. Standards are low, and the pay is even lower - we'll draw the line at Chris Broussard, but all other would-be contributors are welcome.
So without further ado, we present your 2015/16 NBA season preview*
* Degenerate punters please note: this preview is for entertainment purposes only. We do not accept responsibility for any gambling losses suffered as a result of heeding our otherwise esteemed prognostications.
Edit: quick links provided below
Atlantic: Raptors , Celtics , Nets , Knicks , Sixers
Central: Cavs , Bulls , Bucks , Pacers , Pistons
Southeast: Hawks , Wizards , Heat , Hornets , Magic
Northwest: Thunder , Jazz , Nuggets , Wolves , Blazers
Southwest: Grizzlies , Spurs , Rockets , Mavs , Pelicans
Pacific: Warriors , Clippers , Suns , Kings , Lakers
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