The SEN Thread 4

[peternorth]

He then said he taped himself on his iphone calling the 100m himself and they will play it later in the week. Enthralling stuff.

his ego will be even more unbearable then

 

[Groucho]

Mark Doran announced today he would turn gay for Usain Bolt

Actually said if he was ever on Rove ,who asks all guests "Who would you turn gay for?", he would say Usain Bolt.

 

[Groucho]

I was more confused when he Doran was talking about his 10 second interview with Bolt and how it was important that you ask him something unique that the other 10,000 journalists hadn't already asked him...

They then play the clip and Doran asked him something like "So how do you feel?"

It was more like: "How does it feel to be known by everyone in the world."
I know some of you don't like this guy but I think misquoting him isn't helping your cause much.

 

[Fossie 32]

Actually said if he was ever on Rove ,who asks all guests "Who would you turn gay for?", he would say Usain Bolt.

True.....sorry for the misquote.

I actually don't dislike him. Not big on the concept of turning gay for anyone though.

 

[Jaymin]

It was more like: "How does it feel to be known by everyone in the world."
I know some of you don't like this guy but I think misquoting him isn't helping your cause much.

Meh...its all the same shit.

Was it fun?
How does it feel to be known by everyone in the world?

All ordinary questions.

 

[sjsdu]

Meh...its all the same shit.

Was it fun?
How does it feel to be known by everyone in the world?

All ordinary questions.

Perhaps one of these would have worked....

"Damn, dude, that was unbelievable! Are you on the juice?"

"Usain, what the hell were you thinking?? You slowed up with 20 meters to go!"

"Yo man, you're Usain Bolt! You can probably shag anyone you want. Who's it gonna be??"

 

[icemen]

hope that bp will be a commentator for one of the finals this week after he did rd 22. but i do not understand why bp said he had to drive all the way to avalon airport to catch his flight to the interstate games last weekend. why didnt he catch a plane from tullamarine avalon is only jet star i think and you have to sit around for like 90 mins before the plane flys out

 

[hbk_aus]

hope that bp will be a commentator for one of the finals this week after he did rd 22. but i do not understand why bp said he had to drive all the way to avalon airport to catch his flight to the interstate games last weekend. why didnt he catch a plane from tullamarine avalon is only jet star i think and you have to sit around for like 90 mins before the plane flys out

You have to stop stalking him.....seriously...

 

[peternorth]

hope that bp will be a commentator for one of the finals this week after he did rd 22. but i do not understand why bp said he had to drive all the way to avalon airport to catch his flight to the interstate games last weekend. why didnt he catch a plane from tullamarine avalon is only jet star i think and you have to sit around for like 90 mins before the plane flys out

maybe he flew with jetstar?

 

[johnnyhoward]

Didi anyone else hear the voss interview? the man just talks in circles without a point. he also comes across as one of those people who hears a word and decides to use it but never in the right context. M. Voss = FOOL

Vossy seems to have learned his media training out of a textbook, he loves cliches.

September to Remember returns, must be the 3rd year now? God that song annoys me.

 

[AG]

not as annoying as those pancake parlor adds. why do they always get bogans to do adds? the chick from that BWS add had the most annoying voice as well. You know that 'put a smile on my dile' one.

 

[ben.carbonaro]

They are just voice actors.

Probably not even bogans in real life.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Didi anyone else hear the voss interview? the man just talks in circles without a point. he also comes across as one of those people who hears a word and decides to use it but never in the right context. M. Voss = FOOL

YES!

Not to mention the fact he must average about 8 words too many per sentence!

I noticed - 'I'm extraordinarily excited' was his 'funny' of the day.

 

[Manbearpig]

They are just voice actors.

Probably not even bogans in real life.

That post is funny for so many reasons.

 

[peternorth]

Vossy seems to have learned his media training out of a textbook, he loves cliches.

he'll be found out eventually. i remember the days of spud frawley and his cliche ridden answers. i think it was on something like on the couch (except david parkin was on). when parkin grilled him he got nothing but cliches, so parkin blasted frawley with "don't give us cliches give us, the richmond fans, something!!!".

 

[paul scholes]

wish doran would announce his resignation from sen

Here here. Did anyone hear the lass from [footy heads]? Talk about Ms captain bleeding obvious and cliche after F****** cliche. Let's all have a whip around and buy out that ambulance chaser {hutchison] shares in the overnight program. It is appalling radioWhile i'm at it please remove that moron Mark Allen. Pretty hard to take someone seriously who admits publicly he gets a fornightly pedicure

 

[Contra Mundum]

YES!

Not to mention the fact he must average about 8 words too many per sentence!

I noticed - 'I'm extraordinarily excited' was his 'funny' of the day.

Micheal Voss is better at Spoonerisms than the previous undisputed king Dermott Brereton. One thing that shits me that he says all the time is:

"For all intensive purposes"

 

[camsmith]

A guy who said he was a busker played a song on his guitar last night (at around 1:30am) about Wayne Carey.

After a few minutes there was a pause, so believing that was the end of the song they put on the audience clapping sound effects.. but then we hear him continuing to sing. A minute or so later same thing, a pause at the end of the chorus (that had been repeated about 4-5 times), so they start saying things like "well done.." only for him to start up again.

Hard to explain but very funny! Catchy song too.

The chorus went something like: "Wayne Carey.. he may be the greatest player that we've ever seen... Wayne Carey.."

Anyone else hear it?

 

[DoubleA]

The chorus went something like: "Wayne Carey.. he may be the greatest player that we've ever seen... Wayne Carey.."

Anyone else hear it?

Thank god no

 

[pluga_4]

A guy who said he was a busker played a song on his guitar last night (at around 1:30am) about Wayne Carey.

After a few minutes there was a pause, so believing that was the end of the song they put on the audience clapping sound effects.. but then we hear him continuing to sing. A minute or so later same thing, a pause at the end of the chorus (that had been repeated about 4-5 times), so they start saying things like "well done.." only for him to start up again.

Hard to explain but very funny! Catchy song too.

The chorus went something like: "Wayne Carey.. he may be the greatest player that we've ever seen... Wayne Carey.."

Anyone else hear it?

yep, funny stuff. bp was even singin it after it got repititive.

he reckons he's gonna get him in the studio one night!!!

 

[PLSC]

Here here. Did anyone hear the lass from [footy heads]? Talk about Ms captain bleeding obvious and cliche after F****** cliche. Let's all have a whip around and buy out that ambulance chaser {hutchison] shares in the overnight program. It is appalling radioWhile i'm at it please remove that moron Mark Allen. Pretty hard to take someone seriously who admits publicly he gets a fornightly pedicure

who gives a shit?

Marko has been great the last 2 weeks

 

[SJ]

"Who is Blake who plays for Geelong?" - Howard Leigh

 

[red+black]

They are just voice actors.

Probably not even bogans in real life.

But they might be. And that's a problem. SEN should not be endorsing rampant flaming boganism.

But you agree they are bogans on air?

 

[red+black]

How clueless is Greg Denham? Female rings up asking who the loser of tonight's Hawks v Bulldogs game plays next week. And his answer? The winner of Adelaide and Collingwood.

How can he be so stupid?

 

[Manbearpig]

How clueless is Greg Denham? Female rings up asking who the loser of tonight's Hawks v Bulldogs game plays next week. And his answer? The winner of Adelaide and Collingwood.

How can he be so stupid?

Heard that. Sent an SMS in to correct him straight away, but KB has mentioned it yet.