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indieswan96
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I have a mate who is a compulsive liar. It started in high school and continues today, albeit to a lesser extent. He was so good at it that I only found out what really happened weeks and even years later. These are true translations..

HIM: "I broke up with [girl] today"
ME: "Really? What happened?"
HIM: "I messaged her saying I didn't like her and she called me a heartless prick LOL"

Translation:

"I think she's broken up with me because we haven't talked in like a week".


ME: "So are you coming up to my beach house for new years? Everybody's gonna be there."
HIM: "Na probably not. I'm going up to Sydney with another mate cos he knows some girl up there who's havin a party at some massive house it's gonna be sick"

Translation:

"Yeah I'm planning on coming up on new years eve during the day when you've all started drinking so I can make a really cool entrance and it'll be like extra cool cos nobody knew I was actually coming or anything. I'll just be sitting around my house in the meantime while you guys are already up there going to the beach n stuff." (he did this two years running)


ME: "What happened to your hand?"
HIM: "Oh you know when we were out the other night? I was getting it on with some girl in the toilets, and when I was done and came out of the bathroom her boyfriend was there. He asked me what I was doing and so I punched him in the mouth and cut my knuckles on his teeth and braces. It was gross his teeth were all hanging by metal n shit."

Translation:

"I punched a wall"
 

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Mr Gor said:
I have a mate who is a compulsive liar. It started in high school and continues today, albeit to a lesser extent. He was so good at it that I only found out what really happened weeks and even years later. These are true translations..

HIM: "I broke up with [girl] today"
ME: "Really? What happened?"
HIM: "I messaged her saying I didn't like her and she called me a heartless prick LOL"

Translation:

"I think she's broken up with me because we haven't talked in like a week".


ME: "So are you coming up to my beach house for new years? Everybody's gonna be there."
HIM: "Na probably not. I'm going up to Sydney with another mate cos he knows some girl up there who's havin a party at some massive house it's gonna be sick"

Translation:

"Yeah I'm planning on coming up on new years eve during the day when you've all started drinking so I can make a really cool entrance and it'll be like extra cool cos nobody knew I was actually coming or anything. I'll just be sitting around my house in the meantime while you guys are already up there going to the beach n stuff." (he did this two years running)


ME: "What happened to your hand?"
HIM: "Oh you know when we were out the other night? I was getting it on with some girl in the toilets, and when I was done and came out of the bathroom her boyfriend was there. He asked me what I was doing and so I punched him in the mouth and cut my knuckles on his teeth and braces. It was gross his teeth were all hanging by metal n shit."

Translation:

"I punched a wall"
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.......lolz, especially on the NYE stuff.

Goes further than this. Still love the guy but.
 

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bunsen burner said:
But who is gopower?

ahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha tee hee hee
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Bunsen Burner

Translation

A thirty five-forty year old man who complains about the youth of today(Generation Y) that they are so called "yuseless" thinking that his farts does not stink. When sombody questions him on said topic he goes to water and embraces his jacket or teddy bear the only thing he finds giving him at least a modicum of affection because he has no true joy in his life. Which also confirms why he spent the last ten years of his life in the BigFooty complaining.
 
When at a bar/party and you're stuck talking to someone (most likely an acquaintance) and you want to leave their presence:
"Ok, I'm gonna go get a drink," **show empty bottle/glass** "you want one?"

Translation:

"We both know there's nothing more to chit-chat about, and I wanna be with my friends now. While I do need a refill I can clearly see your drink is almost full and you don't need another, so while it looks like I want to keep hanging with you I really don't cos I know this will split us up. Maybe catch you later when we're both more drunk and this isn't as awkward."
 
Bumping into someone you haven't seen in ages: (after pleasantries are explained).

Alward silence after you've finished talking about what you used to do together; school etc

Me: So it was good catching up, but I gotta go.

Guy/Girl: Yeah we should catch up again soon for a coffee or head out.

Me: Yeah for sure.

Translation:

Me: So this is alkward, I'm gonna leave.

Guy/Girl: Yeah I know, I'll be polite and say we should catch up, though we both know we won't.

Me: That right, no chance, but yeah, polite.
 
Mr Gor said:
When at a bar/party and you're stuck talking to someone (most likely an acquaintance) and you want to leave their presence:
"Ok, I'm gonna go get a drink," **show empty bottle/glass** "you want one?"

Translation:

"We both know there's nothing more to chit-chat about, and I wanna be with my friends now. While I do need a refill I can clearly see your drink is almost full and you don't need another, so while it looks like I want to keep hanging with you I really don't cos I know this will split us up. Maybe catch you later when we're both more drunk and this isn't as awkward."
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This man speaks the truth :thumbsu:
 

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