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Last day of school for the year.
Watched a movie in double English, teacher came half way thorugh Eco, talked to teacher for all of accounting, went to the library during study period, and got cricket updates online and talked then had liturgy before finishing early.
Went to city and got Macca's and a slurpee after school, came home then went out to dinner for mum's birthday.
Played MW2.
Fapped and about to go to bed.
9.5/10

Can't get much better.
 
Woke too early
Helped mate move futon
Cricket...5/7 off 5.3 :thumbsu::thumbsu:
Team wins easily, captaincy record 5-0 :thumbsu:
Many drinks (free drinks when you get 5...) :thumbsu:
Home to home cooked pizza :thumbsu:
Watch 3 episodes of Season 6 of Lost...still no idea whats going on

8.5/10
 

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This is more the last 36 hours than just today.

11am Friday

Massive fight with GF as i was about to leave for work.
In a filthy mood all day at work, lose it an some irish backpacker twat for no particular reason.
Leaving work i realised i'd forgotten to pick up my house keys on the way out the door this morning.
GF has gone down the coast to the beach house for the weekend to "think about our future"

0/10 as of 9pm Friday

Decide to go to the pub and get ****ed up instead of figuring out how to get into my apartment.
Get to the pub and the bartender points out my story of woe is somehow riveting to a group of girls next to me.
French girl sitting next to me invites me to come and stay at her place.
Go back to her house
Hide in bathroom for 15mins weighing up whether to cheat on the GF or not.
Cheat on GF
Sleep

8/10 as of 2am Saturday

Wake up
Cheat on GF
Go out for breakfast with frenchy in st kilda
Go back to her place while i figure out how to get into my flat
Organise a mate who's a painter to come around with his ladders after i realise we never lock our balcony door.
He couldn't do it till 5-6pm
Spend day kicking back on frenchies couch drinking beers, watching the aussies bat, whilst trying to teach her the rules.
Cheat on GF
Get back into house
Organise cover story with mate.
Thai home delivery for dinner.
Pulp Fiction about to start on foxtel

9/10 as of saturday night.
 
standingroomonly said:
This is more the last 36 hours than just today.

11am Friday

Massive fight with GF as i was about to leave for work.
In a filthy mood all day at work, lose it an some irish backpacker twat for no particular reason.
Leaving work i realised i'd forgotten to pick up my house keys on the way out the door this morning.
GF has gone down the coast to the beach house for the weekend to "think about our future"

0/10 as of 9pm Friday

Decide to go to the pub and get ****ed up instead of figuring out how to get into my apartment.
Get to the pub and the bartender points out my story of woe is somehow riveting to a group of girls next to me.
French girl sitting next to me invites me to come and stay at her place.
Go back to her house
Hide in bathroom for 15mins weighing up whether to cheat on the GF or not.
Cheat on GF
Sleep

8/10 as of 2am Saturday

Wake up
Cheat on GF
Go out for breakfast with frenchy in st kilda
Go back to her place while i figure out how to get into my flat
Organise a mate who's a painter to come around with his ladders after i realise we never lock our balcony door.
He couldn't do it till 5-6pm
Spend day kicking back on frenchies couch drinking beers, watching the aussies bat, whilst trying to teach her the rules.
Cheat on GF
Get back into house
Organise cover story with mate.
Thai home delivery for dinner.
Pulp Fiction about to start on foxtel

9/10 as of saturday night.
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Very bad bloke, hope you get caught

EDIT Didn't read first paragraph, she probably cheated on you to, still bad bloke
 
-Tried to sleep in
-Morning sex with gf
-Breakfast
-Went to get a new phone, Optus woman told me I had to wait 24 hours for some reason
-Saw my brother
-Went and bought a bucket of m&m's
-Ate some yuck turkish bread, very disappointed
-Played little big planet for a while with gf
-Watched my 3 disc dvd collectiong of The Rock: The most electrifying man in sports entertainment
-Now sitting being hungry

8/10
 
standingroomonly said:
This is more the last 36 hours than just today.

11am Friday

Massive fight with GF as i was about to leave for work.
In a filthy mood all day at work, lose it an some irish backpacker twat for no particular reason.
Leaving work i realised i'd forgotten to pick up my house keys on the way out the door this morning.
GF has gone down the coast to the beach house for the weekend to "think about our future"

0/10 as of 9pm Friday

Decide to go to the pub and get ****ed up instead of figuring out how to get into my apartment.
Get to the pub and the bartender points out my story of woe is somehow riveting to a group of girls next to me.
French girl sitting next to me invites me to come and stay at her place.
Go back to her house
Hide in bathroom for 15mins weighing up whether to cheat on the GF or not.
Cheat on GF
Sleep

8/10 as of 2am Saturday

Wake up
Cheat on GF
Go out for breakfast with frenchy in st kilda
Go back to her place while i figure out how to get into my flat
Organise a mate who's a painter to come around with his ladders after i realise we never lock our balcony door.
He couldn't do it till 5-6pm
Spend day kicking back on frenchies couch drinking beers, watching the aussies bat, whilst trying to teach her the rules.
Cheat on GF
Get back into house
Organise cover story with mate.
Thai home delivery for dinner.
Pulp Fiction about to start on foxtel

9/10 as of saturday night.
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You did a Hussey, my friend. Staring into the abyss, less than zero, you turned it around big time. Fist-pumping double century celebrations right there.

You have my admiration for, well, probably the next 10 minutes before I get bored and start idolising another false idol.

Although, do update the brethren upon the GF's return.
 
Black Ops :)
Drinks with mates :)
Moar Black Ops :)
Capped internet :(
About to go purchase an xBox Live Gold membership :)

7.5/10

(if anyone has xbox gamertags, let me know :) )
 
shithouse again

gf ended it cos she works every day all day and i work on the days she has off, and with her living 45 mins away from me was never going to work out.

watched the cricket all day which was avs.

had a ice cream

1/10
 
Aussies were average (**** you Johnson)
Day was good, relaxed

6/10 (8+/10 if Aussies did well today)
 

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my tag is Dig This Man for xbox, add me if you want a game of COD, fifa etc.

day was pretty damn boring.

nothing much in morning
good home made lunch
watched seinfeld for ages
mate talks my ear off for 30 mins, put it on the counter for 5 mins, come back, didn't even realize i went away.
played football manager
played cod
watched more seinfeld
got mate coming to watch game tonight, always provides some entertainment

probably going to be 5.5/10.

doesn't sound that bad but quite a usual day, nothing special. Least i wasn't hungover or anything.
 
standingroomonly said:
This is more the last 36 hours than just today.

11am Friday

Massive fight with GF as i was about to leave for work.
In a filthy mood all day at work, lose it an some irish backpacker twat for no particular reason.
Leaving work i realised i'd forgotten to pick up my house keys on the way out the door this morning.
GF has gone down the coast to the beach house for the weekend to "think about our future"

0/10 as of 9pm Friday

Decide to go to the pub and get ****ed up instead of figuring out how to get into my apartment.
Get to the pub and the bartender points out my story of woe is somehow riveting to a group of girls next to me.
French girl sitting next to me invites me to come and stay at her place.
Go back to her house
Hide in bathroom for 15mins weighing up whether to cheat on the GF or not.
Cheat on GF
Sleep

8/10 as of 2am Saturday

Wake up
Cheat on GF
Go out for breakfast with frenchy in st kilda
Go back to her place while i figure out how to get into my flat
Organise a mate who's a painter to come around with his ladders after i realise we never lock our balcony door.
He couldn't do it till 5-6pm
Spend day kicking back on frenchies couch drinking beers, watching the aussies bat, whilst trying to teach her the rules.
Cheat on GF
Get back into house
Organise cover story with mate.
Thai home delivery for dinner.
Pulp Fiction about to start on foxtel

9/10 as of saturday night.
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Bad form, but i still think you're a legend..... You'll have to fill us in as to how the situation pans out:thumbsu:
 
Yes i know i'm a shit bloke, i had a guilty conscience ever since.

Woke up 9am
Check Email/Phone/Facebook
No messages/missed calls from GF on phone
GF has changed her status to single on facebook
Accept friend request from Frenchy on facebook
Realise that was pretty stupid
Fap/save pics of Frenchy to pr0n folder
Delete and block Frenchy on facebook
Delete Frenchy txts/call log and number
Try to call the now ex-gf, no answer
Text Gf, immediate response
An hour of text arguing
She calls, crying, apologising, asking if we can get back together.
In the spirit of honesty, and to clear my conscience I tell her about Frenchy.
Silence down the line.
I ask if she still wants to get back together, tell her i understand if she doesn't.
She does
Win
I have a scotch
i have another scotch
Lunch (Subway)
Work 4pm-11pm uneventful
Pub
Pint
give bartender from friday the run down, she's got my back.
give my mate that helped me a call, he can't believe it.
Home
GF is in bed asleep already
Wakes up when i come home.
Kind of a angry/emotional make up sex
She sleeps
I'm on the couch trying to figure out if she's going to cut my balls off in my sleep.

Assuming genitals are still attached in the morning. 8/10
 
standingroomonly said:
Yes i know i'm a shit bloke, i had a guilty conscience ever since.

Woke up 9am
Check Email/Phone/Facebook
No messages/missed calls from GF on phone
GF has changed her status to single on facebook
Accept friend request from Frenchy on facebook
Realise that was pretty stupid
Fap/save pics of Frenchy to pr0n folder
Delete and block Frenchy on facebook
Delete Frenchy txts/call log and number
Try to call the now ex-gf, no answer
Text Gf, immediate response
An hour of text arguing
She calls, crying, apologising, asking if we can get back together.
In the spirit of honesty, and to clear my conscience I tell her about Frenchy.
Silence down the line.
I ask if she still wants to get back together, tell her i understand if she doesn't.
She does
Win
I have a scotch
i have another scotch
Lunch (Subway)
Work 4pm-11pm uneventful
Pub
Pint
give bartender from friday the run down, she's got my back.
give my mate that helped me a call, he can't believe it.
Home
GF is in bed asleep already
Wakes up when i come home.
Kind of a angry/emotional make up sex
She sleeps
I'm on the couch trying to figure out if she's going to cut my balls off in my sleep.

Assuming genitals are still attached in the morning. 8/10
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What an epic few days you have had sir.
 

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I have vast experiences in these matters, my son.

She's using your guilt and her 'act of forgiveness' to trap you.

In a few weeks, she'll be initiating the 'take our relationship to another level chat'. And no, it's got nothing to do with sex, in fact, quite the opposite. Yep, commitment.

Run. Run fast.
 
To be honest i would have rather had a nice boring uneventful weekend. but yeah in time i'll laugh about it.

We've been together just over 12 months now, it's been fun, but yeah i'm thinking that developing an exit strategy would be a good idea. All this angst started over her trying to be too controlling, she wanted me to change jobs (get a 9-5 job) and sell or rent out the house i own to move closer to her family (elwood to ivanhoe).

We'll see how it goes. I'll know one way or another by Christmas.
 
standingroomonly said:
To be honest i would have rather had a nice boring uneventful weekend. but yeah in time i'll laugh about it.

We've been together just over 12 months now, it's been fun, but yeah i'm thinking an developing an exit strategy would be a good idea. All this angst started over her trying to be too controlling, she wanted me to change jobs (get a 9-5 job) and sell or rent out the house i own to move closer to her family (elwood to ivanhoe).

We'll see how it goes. I'll know one way or another by Christmas.
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Keep us updated :thumbsu:
 
standingroomonly said:
Yes i know i'm a shit bloke, i had a guilty conscience ever since.

In the spirit of honesty, and to clear my conscience I tell her about Frenchy.
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You're a better bloke than me mate.

When accused of wrong-doing, I straight out lied.

Have since broken up, but it's probably the worst thing I have ever done.

standingroomonly said:
To be honest i would have rather had a nice boring uneventful weekend. but yeah in time i'll laugh about it.

We've been together just over 12 months now, it's been fun, but yeah i'm thinking that developing an exit strategy would be a good idea. All this angst started over her trying to be too controlling, she wanted me to change jobs (get a 9-5 job) and sell or rent out the house i own to move closer to her family (elwood to ivanhoe). We'll see how it goes. I'll know one way or another by Christmas.
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She asked you to do that within 12 months of dating?

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