Health A Human Feces Problem!!!!

[fondest tozzy]

Heres the deal, my parents own a large low budget motel. In the main bathroom it seems ever day now, there is poo smeared all over the bathroom, basins, mirrors, light switches, door handles, floor, roof etc (pretty much everywhere except in the toilet). Other times it is not smeared, they just do their business on the floor. its quite disgusting not to mention the health and safety issues. obviously we cant put cameras in to catch the person but what would you guys suggest we do?

its a very sick individual doing this none the less. our cleaning staff are refusing to clean it up also

Suggestions and thoughts? its sickening and hard to clean up

 

[Kerrby]

Follow every single person into the bathroom after them and catch them in the act.

Suspect everyone, especially autistic people.

 

[SA1NTER]

Ummmm I never had this issue before but I'll give it a shot.

What about employing one of those guys who stands next to the sink and offers people towels or something, so that he would discourage the person(s) from doing that again. Hate to be a cleaner in your hotel dude.

 

[Damon_3388]

Heres the deal, my parents own a large low budget motel. In the main bathroom it seems ever day now, there is poo smeared all over the bathroom, basins, mirrors, light switches, door handles, floor, roof etc (pretty much everywhere except in the toilet). Other times it is not smeared, they just do their business on the floor. its quite disgusting not to mention the health and safety issues. obviously we cant put cameras in to catch the person but what would you guys suggest we do?

Seriously, why would anyone think this is a good idea, or "funny", or anything else? I mean, who wants to handle their own faeces? You'd have to be pretty darn twisted I'd think.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Light up a bag of shit and put it on their door step.

 

[Shell]

2 girls 1 cup wouldnt be staying in that room would they?

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Seriously, why would anyone think this is a good idea, or "funny", or anything else? I mean, who wants to handle their own faeces? You'd have to be pretty darn twisted I'd think.

I remember when I was in High School, someone was doing this in the boys toilet. The Principal spoke to all of us and told us how gross it was etc, as if we didn't know and were all responsible for our toilets being covered in shit.

I'm pretty sure it would have to be a 'special person'. I would hope even the biggest ******* bogan would find picking up their poo and smearing it everywhere to be crossing the line.

 

[Selective Retention]

I went to Northland once to watch a movie when I was staying in Kew and entering the toilets someone had played noughts and crosses in their faeces on the walls. Safe to say I decided to pass on using the facilities.

There's some sick people out there.

 

[ash_1050]

routinely check the area every 15 minutes
catch them in the act
????????
profit

 

[YOTC]

Fingernail inspections.

 

[krusden]

Heres the deal, my parents own a large low budget motel. In the main bathroom it seems ever day now, there is poo smeared all over the bathroom, basins, mirrors, light switches, door handles, floor, roof etc (pretty much everywhere except in the toilet). Other times it is not smeared, they just do their business on the floor. its quite disgusting not to mention the health and safety issues. obviously we cant put cameras in to catch the person but what would you guys suggest we do?

its a very sick individual doing this none the less. our cleaning staff are refusing to clean it up also

Suggestions and thoughts? its sickening and hard to clean up

monitor who has been staying in there since this poo smearing began.

you should be able to narrow it down.

they won't necessarily be special either. had a mate who stepped in a "pile" in a nightclub toilet on the floor so it could be a drunk or a druggy.

 

[lemon chicken]

More information required. So this is a communal bathroom obviously but can anyone just walk in off the street at anytime? Could be a disgruntled neighbour, former employee perhaps.

Went to use the toilets at Southern Cross station one day and somebody had taken a dump on the floor in full view of the entrance, fair to say i didnt need to go anymore. Seems this shit is more common than you'd think.

 

[HarryTiger]

You could have a camera outside seeing who goes in and out.

Forensics will tell you the approximate time the poo was deposited.

DNA matching should be possible too.

 

[WeetBixKid]

My first taste of Malaysia was at the KL airport toilets, which were covered in shit. There was literally shit dripping off the ceiling onto the floor. I don't know how or why this stuff happens but it just does

 

[fondest tozzy]

walk in this morning and the bastard has done a collage on the wall. drew people, writing etc on the wall with poo. all the excess feces was just spread around the floor and on light switches/taps.

thinking of calling police. also no, its hard for people to enter building off street but we do have a few dodgy people staying here.

 

[lemon chicken]

I suggest you sell the joint for whatever is on offer, i can hardly believe that this is true. I cant even imagine walking into this.

 

[Dan]

Heres the deal, my parents own a large low budget motel. In the main bathroom it seems ever day now, there is poo smeared all over the bathroom, basins, mirrors, light switches, door handles, floor, roof etc (pretty much everywhere except in the toilet). Other times it is not smeared, they just do their business on the floor. its quite disgusting not to mention the health and safety issues. obviously we cant put cameras in to catch the person but what would you guys suggest we do?

its a very sick individual doing this none the less. our cleaning staff are refusing to clean it up also

Suggestions and thoughts? its sickening and hard to clean up

 

[Caesar]

From your post, it sounds like it's been happening for a while (a few days at least).

See if the day it started coincides with the check-in date of any of the guests that are still there, try and work out if it is happening around any particular time, and that will narrow the suspects down. Then stake out the bathroom. I'd suggest hiding a cheap wireless webcam in there but I'm not sure if that's legal.

Perhaps you could put one outside and record the footage of people entering/exiting... if it's as bad as you say then they will be the last person to spend any amount of time inside.

It's not caught-in-the-act proof to convict them of vandalism, but it's enough to help you work out who to evict and stop it happening.

 

[Piss Poor]

You could have a camera outside seeing who goes in and out.

Forensics will tell you the approximate time the poo was deposited.

DNA matching should be possible too.

You have been playing csi Investigation haven't you.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Do what Caesar said.

Or you could turn them into "staff only" toilets for a week or two and hope the person doing it has left or can't be ****ed when you make them "public" again.

Do what Caesar said because it will be a much more interesting follow up story for us to read

 

[standingroomonly]

Heres the deal, my parents own a large low budget motel. In the main bathroom it seems ever day now, there is poo smeared all over the bathroom, basins, mirrors, light switches, door handles, floor, roof etc (pretty much everywhere except in the toilet). Other times it is not smeared, they just do their business on the floor. its quite disgusting not to mention the health and safety issues. obviously we cant put cameras in to catch the person but what would you guys suggest we do?

its a very sick individual doing this none the less. our cleaning staff are refusing to clean it up also

Suggestions and thoughts? its sickening and hard to clean up

Put a lock on the door that needs to use a key that is kept in reception. Check after each use.

 

[Sydneyfan]

I was going to suggest contacting the police and saying what they could do or recommend in order to catch the individual.

However,

Put a lock on the door that needs to use a key that is kept in reception. Check after each use.

I think this is the best option, it's simple, easy and hopefully will be effective in either stopping the problem or finding the culprit. Shame you have to punish all the other guests for the acts of one loony but at least they should now be able to go to the bathroom and have it relatively clean and the cleaners would be stuck having to clean it up.

P.S. In the meantime take photos as evidence to pass into the police once you find the psycho doing this. Once you catch him (I can't imagine a woman doing this, but who knows), hand them over to the police but not before you make them clean the bathroom with disinfectant and a toothbrush from top to bottom.

 

[ballanFYNE]

This guy sounds mad

 

[Sydneyfan]

You can't have cameras in the actual bathroom but you can have them in all common areas and corridors leading to the bathrooms. My parents live in an apartment complex where virtually all the communal space is under video surveillance (the apartment's in the Cross and they don't want junkies/hookers/etc. coming in).

 

[Eagle Empire]

Pics or it didn't happen.