Society & Culture The Simpsons

[trueblue_91]

I was in my bus law tute the other day.

My tutor walks in and the first thing she says is "What is a contract"

to easy......

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Oh no, Bette Midler!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Burzum]

Duff Gardens.... HURRAH!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Burzum]

"I am the lizard queen!"

Man in a white coat: Give her this, then this and then these.
Selma: Mmm... thank you, doctor.
Man in a white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

 

[lewigie]

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

 

[charcoalchicken]

I still don't get this! Someone enlighten me?

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

**** out of this thread, cc.

 

[krisholio14]

Duff Gardens.... HURRAH!

Lisa: Don't eat any solids.

Homer: But I love solids

 

[Smoooothy]

ummm, wallet inspector..

 

[charcoalchicken]

**** out of this thread, cc.

LOL U MAD bro??

 

[kwame]

 

[Simple Jack]

"Kids can be so cruel"
"We can, thanks mom!*"

*o for yank purposes

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Duff Gardens.... HURRAH!

"I am the lizard queen!"

Man in a white coat: Give her this, then this and then these.
Selma: Mmm... thank you, doctor.
Man in a white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

Great episode that isn't as famous as others.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Pray...for...mojo

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You fools, the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe's is cough syrup!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Now who's laughing, Now who's laughing

 

[Echo Bravo]

This is all your fault!

 

[Cleavy]

[YOUTUBE]8sZa8Cji2CA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

[YOUTUBE]8sZa8Cji2CA[/YOUTUBE]

Mighty impressive, I'm inspired

 

[Power King]

Genuinely loling here at the soda bomb

Now I'm reminded why Seinfeld isn't the clear winner of 90's comedy

Great episode that isn't as famous as others.

agreed - awesome ep

 

[c00lcat]

**** out of this thread, cc.

fuuuuu

 

[tazaa]

Oh poor Milhouse

Class - Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Class - Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey - He does not!
Class - Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter - She does not!
Class - Uter likes Milhouse.
Mr. Dewey Largo - Nobody likes Milhouse!

So much quality.

 

[tazaa]

Hello i need to use your telephone please.
Is it a local call?
Yeees.

Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: But all normal people love meat! If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?!' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Bart: (singing) You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in.
Three Little Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin.
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap.
Homer: Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is going to go down.
Marge: (to Maggie) This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house.
Bart: (Sarcastically) He blows all right, he blows big time.
Marge: That's it honey, get into the spirit

Homer: Flanders, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me

Bart: Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff. You know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.
(gets slammed behind the door by Homer