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no the majority of Richmond supporters are scum and you're from Adelaide so signs are pointing to you being scum

Were I from Adelaide you would be correct, as South Australians are indeed scum.
I am actually from Melbourne and was born in Richmond.
I'm in Adelaide to assist poor dumb South Australians because in SA, if you want a job done properly, you hire a Victorian.

Kind of Like in Melbourne, if you want to steal from defenceless elderly women or children, or if you want to make an under the table payment to cover-up a sexual assault, or if you want advice on how to cheat to gain an unfair advantage in a game of sport, you hire a Carlton supporter.
 
Can't think of any maternity wards in Richmond off the top of my head so one can only assume you were actually born on the back seat of a stolen car. Or in an alleyway.

not wanting to seem to be sticking up for a feral....but the mercy hospital is within spitting distance of Richmond.....so it could be possible
 
Can't think of any maternity wards in Richmond off the top of my head so one can only assume you were actually born on the back seat of a stolen car. Or in an alleyway.

Either that, or your not the sharpest tool in the shed (although I will concede you are some sort of tool) and have no concept that things may change over the years and there may have been a maternity ward in Richmond back in the day.

In fact I can assure you there was. And the hospital still exists, although no longer offers maternity services.
 

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The Buttfellator seems to have an unhealthy fear of the Mighty Tigers, that's a lot of time he has spent distorting facts about a club that is obviously superior to the disgracefully poor example of a football club that he supports, although lets not forget MFC's great contribution to innovative tactics with the out of the box idea "bruise free football".

Possibly he is readying himself to jump to the Yellow and Black the next time the Chardonnay sipping supporters of the insipid Dudmons gather on the ski slopes to vote their club out or existence :confused:
 
Anti-Richmond Hero No. 37. The Microwave.

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Most of us can recall where we were on September 11 2001. Another date lays claim on our memory: the 16th of July 2011. For those poor devils who follow the Tigers, it was a latterday Cannae or Stalingrad:

GOLD COAST: 6.8, 6.9, 8.16, 12.13 (85)
RICHMOND: 1.1, 7.6, 7.10, 9.16 (70)
GOALS: GOLD COAST: Brennan 3, Stanley 3, Swallow 2, Ablett, Rischitelli, Iles, Toy .
RICHMOND: Cotchin 3, Riewoldt, Grigg, Newman, Foley, King, Nahas.
BEST: GOLD COAST: Bock, Brennan, Ablett, Brown, Stanley, Smith, Rischitelli,
RICHMOND: Nahas, Deledio, Houli, Grigg, Cotchin, Newman.

Some defeats are material, however heavy they might be. Others are spiritual - just ask the Frogs in 1940. The second category - like this particular match - is worse because it seeps into one's marrow.

Since 1982, Richmond has been a byword for epic failure. On this day, one almost felt the need to coin new words in order to encompass the ineptitude. I went to Jack Dyer's funeral. I had a good look at the coffin afterwards: it had more screws than Barwon. Perhaps the undertakers foresaw that Jack would try to rise from the dead if word came to him that the cream-puffs who wear his jumper were being pussywhipped by a bunch of school-boys in red and gold.

After the final siren, the Richmond supporters - goaded by decades of incompetence and failure - went nuts on talkback radio. It was molten even by their usual volcanic standards - listening on, I was in clover. One such buffoon - Mario from Doncaster - tearily revealed that he had put his memberships in the microwave and made his sons watch them as they turned into goo.

This is barbarism - it's akin to the Ancient Phoenecians sacrificing their children to Molloch. No kid should be traumatised by these bumblers in yellow and black.

For broadcasting to the world how desperate Richmond supporters have become after decades of nothingness, we salute the humble microwave: a true Anti-Richmond Hero.

Biffinator.
 
Good work Biff but surely that Mario needs his own anti-hero status. I listen to SEN quite a lot and have heard him call in at least 30-40 times. In my mind he is no doubt a hero of sorts, speaking out for what the club should be.

Sadly, he feels he will have to wait at least another ten years.
 

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Anti-Richmond Hero No. 37. The Microwave.

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Fun fact: The first counter top microwave ovens were first released in 1967. Before that they were several feet tall.

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In 1947, Raytheon demonstrated the world's first microwave oven and called it a "Radarange," the winning name in an employee contest. Housed in refrigerator-sized cabinets, the first microwave ovens cost between $2,000 and $3,000. Sometime between 1952-55, Tappan introduced the first home model priced at $1295. In 1965 Raytheon acquired Amana Refrigeration. Two years later, the first countertop, domestic oven was introduced. It was a 100-volt microwave oven, which cost just under $500 and was smaller, safer and more reliable than previous models.
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Lol at Melbourne. Judging by the photo i'll assume colour photography was still only a dream back then.
 

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