Beauty & Style Your 'gay' tendencies

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Every time I see a post of yours though it's filled with negativity, puts a fair downer on things. Lighten up bro.
Really? There's actually a correlation on BF between arguing and people enjoying it. Noticed this board (and a few others) have been flat and boring lately? The best fun that's been had in the last week is teasing a few hipsters. Apart from that, pretty boring.

Don't let it get to you bro.
 
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
 

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Thread is funny but a tad confusing, so judging by the criteria - here are my straight tendencies:

I ****ing love Motorhead!

I never spend more than 15 minutes getting ready to leave the house, even shaving is a chore and by far the longest amount of time I spend in front of the mirror.

I get along much better with men than I do with women.

I call my oldest brother "p**fter features" just because it annoys him.
 
Ahh, the word p**fter. Just a great word.

Anyone remember Underbelly 1 when Carl and Benji ask Roberta to make them a samwich and she says "get it yourself you c*** sucking NTTAWWTters"

gold.
 
Ahh, the word p**fter. Just a great word.

Anyone remember Underbelly 1 when Carl and Benji ask Roberta to make them a samwich and she says "get it yourself you c*** sucking NTTAWWTters"

gold.

Small things amuse small minds I guess.
 

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A couple more for me;
I quite enjoy shopping. I can spend hours in a decent mall.
And i really love weddings. I wish i could get married again it was so awesome, and i love seeing other people get married too. Just a big sucker for all that romantic crap.
 
I'll stick to the rock n roll thanks. One doesn't need to justify oneself with ulterior motives when you rock.

I play/write music because I love it. I used to be the front-man of a heavy metal band. I don't need to justify anything, but it doesn't make a whole lot of sense labelling something that results in heterosexual intercourse as "gay" now, does it? :rolleyes:
 
it doesn't make a whole lot of sense labelling something that results in heterosexual intercourse as "gay" now, does it? :rolleyes:

Watching Katherine Heigl movies with girls would often result in hetero intercourse too i'd imagine. Doesn't mean it isn't a gay way of going about it. ;)
 
I don't need to justify anything, but it doesn't make a whole lot of sense labelling something that results in heterosexual intercourse as "gay" now, does it? :rolleyes:
Pretty much none of the stuff labelled as 'gay' in this thread makes literal sense. That's not the point.

I have to admit that I've always found the whole guy-strumming-an-acoustic-guitar-and-warbling thing pretty 'gay' in the social sense of the word, regardless of how much tail it gets them. There's always that one guy at every party who feels the need to grab a guitar and play a few bars of something or other.
 
The fact this thread is still going, has 165 posts and that closet case Bunsen Burner has already been red carded cos of his trolling antics is pretty worrying...watch your back.
 
Freddie Mercury, Rob Halford, and Elton John are all straighter than anyone who sits there, gently strumming their acoustic guitar.

**** it, they're all straighter than me! I mean, Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting? Manly.
 
Pretty much none of the stuff labelled as 'gay' in this thread makes literal sense. That's not the point.

I have to admit that I've always found the whole guy-strumming-an-acoustic-guitar-and-warbling thing pretty 'gay' in the social sense of the word, regardless of how much tail it gets them. There's always that one guy at every party who feels the need to grab a guitar and play a few bars of something or other.

Yeah. That is usually me. Though I never grab/bring the guitar of my own accord and start belting something out, it is always mates wanting to hear something new I've written or a recent cover, and I oblige. I prefer gigs to random songs at parties.
 
I like to spend a fair amount of time on my hair, no matter how much time i spend, i still dont like it.
I seem to change the type of product i use fairly regularly.
My question is, what is the 'gayest' form of hair product to use?
At the moment, im really into the mousse. But i have gone through phases using hairspray, gel, wax etc.
 

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