Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

H2F · Jul 22, 2012

Lance Uppercut said:
you going legend?

Could we sneak in a cheeky beer before-hand at Binxy's thing?

I thought you would never ask Lancelot.

Absolutely - let's do it.

Not sure about a cheeky beer though, I was thinking we could smash down half a dozen or so before the game...

Lance Uppercut · Jul 22, 2012

Hodge2Franklin said:
I thought you would never ask Lancelot.

Absolutely - let's do it.

Not sure about a cheeky beer though, I was thinking we could smash down half a dozen or so before the game...

sounds good. I'm am down like a clown! Ring you during the week?

H2F · Jul 22, 2012

Lance Uppercut said:
sounds good. I'm am down like a clown! Ring you during the week?

Call me baby.

Drummer_19 · Jul 22, 2012

H2F · Jul 22, 2012

hahaha ...

What about this classic ...

Drummer_19 · Jul 22, 2012

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Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

Duckworth · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

I don't see how you could possibly be calling Essendon frauds. We are a team that has performed well in the first part of the year against an easier draw. Now in the midst of a harder draw in the run home, compounded with a few injuries we are finding the going tough.

Most Essendon supporters have us in the 5-8 range of the ladder, which is still quite a realistic expectation. Your arrogance will be short lived, as you've peaked a few months too early.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Duckworth said:
I don't see how you could possibly be calling Essendon frauds. We are a team that has performed well in the first part of the year against an easier draw. Now in the midst of a harder draw in the run home, compounded with a few injuries we are finding the going tough.

Most Essendon supporters have us in the 5-8 range of the ladder, which is still quite a realistic expectation. Your arrogance will be short lived, as you've peaked a few months too early.

It's the second straight year that you start the year off well, get supporters excited and talking top 4, and then buckle under the weight of expectation.

H2F · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

You are a deadset soft****.

PieBeast called for signature bets last week against the Pies and only me and Shepp manned up. You were nowhere to be seen.

Now that we are favourites against the Bombers you want to bet.

And by the way go check out PieBeast's signature and avatar, courtesy of us Hawks with some aggots.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Hodge2Franklin said:
You are a deadset soft****.

PieBeast called for signature bets last week against the Pies and only me and Shepp manned up. You were nowhere to be seen.

Now that we are favourites against the Bombers you want to bet.

And by the way go check out PieBeast's signature and avatar, courtesy of us Hawks with some aggots.

I didn't even see PieBeast offer that. And I am offering 6 to 1.

H2F · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
I didn't even see PieBeast offer that. And I am offering 6 to 1.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you didn't.

Messenger · Jul 22, 2012

Enormous shame this game is at Etihad. We could have filled the G.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Messenger said:
Enormous shame this game is at Etihad. We could have filled the G.

We have played them and Carlton a few times there. Pretty ****ed if you ask me.

Tassieboy · Jul 22, 2012

Messenger said:
Enormous shame this game is at Etihad. We could have filled the G.

Yep. And the AFL gives us Melbourne at the G (all laughs about the result aside)

Messenger · Jul 22, 2012

Tassieboy said:
Yep. And the AFL gives us Melbourne at the G (all laughs about the result aside)

We lost to Richmond. Lets forget those games every happened.

Dwight Schrute · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

You mean so Gibson can go as the third man up every time the ball goes near Hurley?

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Dwight Schrute said:
You mean so Gibson can go as the third man up every time the ball goes near Hurley?

Yep. It would be nice if Fletcher could actually get to a contest like Gibson does wouldn't it? I don't think I have seen Fletcher get to any contests this year.

Duckworth · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
It's the second straight year that you start the year off well, get supporters excited and talking top 4, and then buckle under the weight of expectation.

Weight of expectation... our drop of currently is due to injuries, lack of confidence and playing significantly better (higher placed) opposition.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Duckworth said:
Weight of expectation... our drop of currently is due to injuries, lack of confidence and playing significantly better (higher placed) opposition.

So you're flat track bullies with no depth?

Duckworth · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
So you're flat track bullies with no depth?

We're all about improvement! The team more likely to be accused of under-performing over the last couple of years would be yours.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

Duckworth said:
We're all about improvement! The team more likely to be accused of under-performing over the last couple of years would be yours.

This year will be our second flag in five attempts. Those murmers will be put to bed.

astrowizzle · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

Yeah maybe Hurley coming back with a hamstring injury and Schoenfaker may be able to stop him. Not hard when a player cant run. mate if Hawthorn suffered anywhere the the number of injuries that Essendon has this year, or for the last 10 years, you wouldnt have jagged that one flag. Funnily enough i have a few Hawthorn mates who are just like you. Proud and loud when you win and dissappear into oblivion when they are crap. So lets hope you guys fade out end of this season and for next year and you can go back to your cave and go into hybernation.

Necromancer Beth · Jul 22, 2012

astrowizzle said:
Yeah maybe Hurley coming back with a hamstring injury and Schoenfaker may be able to stop him. Not hard when a player cant run. mate if Hawthorn suffered anywhere the the number of injuries that Essendon has this year, or for the last 10 years, you wouldnt have jagged that one flag. Funnily enough i have a few Hawthorn mates who are just like you. Proud and loud when you win and dissappear into oblivion when they are crap. So lets hope you guys fade out end of this season and for next year and you can go back to your cave and go into hybernation.

I'v been here trolling Essendon for the last 4 years. Win, lose or draw. And I will be here next week trolling Essendon, win, lose or draw.

Duckworth · Jul 22, 2012

Necromancer Beth said:
This year will be our second flag in five attempts. Those murmers will be put to bed.

The second? and that's a LONG way off. I believe you're helping my case for classic under-performing.

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