Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[DapperDon]

EDIT: I just realised you were looking at CLEARANCES per game instead of CLANGERS per game. lol, if you're going to troll our players, at least get your stats right.

Just lost my shit.

 

[djrossie16]

Wow, friendly thread we have here.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

And therein lies the main problem with Roby's power rankings.

 

[Doss]

Now, let's look at the REAL stats.

Watson - clangers per game: 2.4
Schoenclangers - clangers per game: 3.1

Equal league leader in clangers per game from guys who have played more than 5 games: Budwah Franklin

EDIT: I just realised you were looking at CLEARANCES per game instead of CLANGERS per game. lol, if you're going to troll our players, at least get your stats right.

That is solid gold.

Furn, you're a goose, son.

 

[Sal Paradise]

 

[StevenwellerHFC]

How many goals did Lloyd kick in his game?

 

[Drummer_19]

Enough for us to win.

 

[Doss]

How many goals did Lloyd kick in his game?

None.

What was the score in this game? Who won? Can't seem to recall, you'll have to remind me.

 

[DapperDon]

How many goals did Lloyd kick in his game?

He didn't kick any goals, but he achieved his goal.

 

[StevenwellerHFC]

None.

What was the score in this game? Who won? Can't seem to recall, you'll have to remind me.

He done what a captain is expected to do in a match that determines who makes the 8... Didn't have to do it to a good bloke like Sewelly

 

[Lord Nicholson]

He done what a captain is expected to do in a match that determines who makes the 8... Didn't have to do it to a good bloke like Sewelly

It's defensible because he was aiming for Mitchell.

 

[DapperDon]

He done what a captain is expected to do in a match that determines who makes the 8... Didn't have to do it to a good bloke like Sewelly

Yep, I really wish it wasn't Sewell and instead Chance Bateman.

 

[StevenwellerHFC]

Yep, I really wish it wasn't Sewell and instead Chance Bateman.

Understand why he done it, but not forgiven.

 

[Doss]

Yep, I really wish it wasn't Sewell and instead Chance Bateman.

How that prick only got one week, for that coathanger, still has me puzzled.

 

[DapperDon]

How that prick only got one week, for that coathanger, still has me puzzled.

It was the Anti-Lloyd week, don't forget Hodge punched Lonergan and got away with it, Longergan returned fire and got a week. Ryder got a week for a jumper punch.

Someone up high was angry we ended Hawks season.

 

[Doss]

It was the Anti-Lloyd week, don't forget Hodge punched Lonergan and got away with it, Longergan returned fire and got a week. Ryder got a week for a jumper punch.

Someone up high was angry we ended Hawks season.

Yeah, I remember all that. Absurdly inconsistent.

It was probably fat Vlad himself who was unhappy.

 

[Messenger]

So now you lot peddle the Robbo generated twaddle about "Captains Act to Win the Game"; never mind one player had his head over the ball and the other was Lloyd.

But back then it was "we can fight it" and "Schoenmakers pushed him" and "ooh that mean old Luke Hodge"

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bomber-trio-suspended.625571/

 

[Doss]

Hey, I know what I might do tonight when I get home.

Watch a replay of the 1984 and 1985 Grand Finals.

Especially the last quarter of '84.

Delicious.

 

[lethal03]

And in order to not derail the thread lol hodge is fat and buddy is injunction

What NLM? Word is he's a great distributor or was that his boyfriend?

 

[Doss]

What NLM? Word is he's a great distributor or was that his boyfriend?

Injunction, my friend, injunction.

 

[Fatessendonman]

Ill be so happy if hodge will be in hopefully hocking/NLM can clean that pussy up

 

[Vtorians]

Hey, I know what I might do tonight when I get home.

Watch a replay of the 1984 and 1985 Grand Finals.

Especially the last quarter of '84.

Delicious.

Surely the 85 GF, Barney getting chaired off, dream crushed & in tears after being demolished in his very last game, is better suited to agitate Hawks fans.

 

[Doss]

Surely the 85 GF, Barney getting chaired off, dream crushed & in tears after being demolished in his very last game, is better suited to agitate Hawks fans.

I dunno, how many teams have given up a 23 point three quarter time lead in a Grand Final?

Pretty large choke.

 

[MinerBoy]

Hey, I know what I might do tonight when I get home.

Watch a replay of the 1984 and 1985 Grand Finals.

Especially the last quarter of '84.

Delicious.

I was there. Shit game. Don't waste your time.

 

[Doss]

I was there. Shit game. Don't waste your time.

You would say that, mate

I know what you mean, though. The first three quarters of '84 were pretty scrappy. Judging from the video, anyway.