Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Stromageddon]

http://www.afl.com.au/

New AFL site. If you look at the "Season 2012 in pictures" video or whatever, it is almost 4 minutes long with not one picture of us.

We've got to become more relevant.

 

[finbarr]

http://www.afl.com.au/

New AFL site. If you look at the "Season 2012 in pictures" video or whatever, it is almost 4 minutes long with not one picture of us.

We've got to become more relevant.

Get Brian Cunningham into Adrian Andersons job.

 

[Portia]

They'll probably give it to Brendan Gale

 

[Jumbo]

The AFL just paved the way for Triggy to get a 6 month trial at the gig

 

[MoOP]

I'm prepared to chip in

Hope that'll help.

I'll help out too...

 

[MoOP]

Now just a minute. Steven Trigg is an outstanding CEO who's resume speaks for itself. Lloyd Helicopters' loss is the Adelaide Crows' gain.

I believe they forgot ---- "Tosser, 1962 onwards"

 

[Hooligan87]

My Crows supporting mate sent me a picture of some marketing material he recieved yesterday. He was astounded.

The marketing slogan all over the letter he recieved was "Be the Unfair Advantage". Deliciously Ironic.

Guys, look at the third page of the crows membership brochure here http://19thman.com.au/files/2013/2013 general forms/Brochure2013membershipLR.pdf


"Be The Unfair Advantage"

"You Are The Unfair Advantage"


Are they trying to say that Trigg is innocent and all their supporters are the cheating, lying asshats that are responsible for Tippetgate?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yes.

Yes they are.

 

[Steve Dore]

Guys, look at the third page of the crows membership brochure here http://19thman.com.au/files/2013/2013 general forms/Brochure2013membershipLR.pdf


"Be The Unfair Advantage" .......

That is an embarrassing choice of words by the Cows' marketing department.

cheat/CHēt/


Verb:
Act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage, esp. in a game or examination: "she cheats at cards".

 

[Stewies Power]

Guys, look at the third page of the crows membership brochure here http://19thman.com.au/files/2013/2013 general forms/Brochure2013membershipLR.pdf

From that link... Kate Ellis, 19th man?

 

[Power Girl]

The AFL just paved the way for Triggy to get a 6 month trial at the gig

Don't even joke about it Jumbo ... I'm just about to lose my lunch

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The only thing left to wonder about wrinkles is the flavour.










Of the chip on his shoulder.








I'm going with......









Bitter.

 

[Burningleviathan]

Now just a minute. Steven Trigg is an outstanding CEO who's resume speaks for itself. Lloyd Helicopters' loss is the Adelaide Crows' gain.

God, we share a birthday. Forever ruined now.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Guys, look at the third page of the crows membership brochure here http://19thman.com.au/files/2013/2013 general forms/Brochure2013membershipLR.pdf


"Be The Unfair Advantage"

"You Are The Unfair Advantage"


Are they trying to say that Trigg is innocent and all their supporters are the cheating, lying asshats that are responsible for Tippetgate?

This is true. Haven't you listened to Trigg.

The fans forced him into it!

 

[Power Pete]

The Game Day Tippett Mask: Put mouse over photo, right click and "Save Image As" to your computer. You can then print it out, glue or staple thicker paper to back of mask, then cut inside dotted line, punch 2 small holes either side near the ears, tie elastic band to each ear and you're ready to go.

 

[Power Pete]

The Game Day Trigg Mask: Put mouse over photo, right click and "Save Image As" to your computer. You can then print it out, glue or staple thicker paper to back of mask, then cut inside dotted line, punch 2 small holes either side near the ears, tie elastic band to each ear and you're ready to go.

 

[spookism]

Guys, look at the third page of the crows membership brochure here http://19thman.com.au/files/2013/2013 general forms/Brochure2013membershipLR.pdf


"Be The Unfair Advantage"

"You Are The Unfair Advantage"


Are they trying to say that Trigg is innocent and all their supporters are the cheating, lying asshats that are responsible for Tippetgate?

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...urt-tippett-deal/story-e6frecoc-1226529438054

"Cheating is an unfair advantage, and I know there will be a school of thought that just by getting the (Tippett's) signature, you had an unfair advantage"

Yes, he actually said that.

Also blamed public pressure.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Hey look, it is understood ... just like it was understood how overweight Jurrah was before he turned up to training.

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It is understood Port is becoming increasingly concerned that Jurrah's looming court case could result in a jail sentence.

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[Schulzenfest]

It is understood that Andrew Capel is a ****.

Unlike Capel, I have sources to back up my understanding. Exhibit A: That article.

 

[Stewies Power]

Hey look, it is understood ... just like it was understood how overweight Jurrah was before he turned up to training.

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Geez increasingly worried? Why would they be becoming increasingly worried all of a sudden? Plus it's a rookie contract he's going to be offered, so it's not a very high risk gamble in the first place. Crapel... what a joke.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The massive inconsistencies in the story will result in a let off, he won't be sentenced. At least not harshly.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Hey look, it is understood ... just like it was understood how overweight Jurrah was before he turned up to training.

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I just don't know what to say anymore.

 

[Steve Dore]

Go easy on Andy "Controversial" Capp, he does work for a publication, I avoid the use of the word newspaper, with extremely low standards. In yesterday's edition an article on the changes to the rules of succession to the English throne claimed that these changes were sparked by the marriage of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, to Prince Harry.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Listening to 5CC last night (no MMM no choice) and Wrinkles was in overdrive hysterically shouting down and belittling anyone and everyone who dared call the Hybrids cheats

The bile and vitriol was breathtaking

I even felt sorry for some of the callers; then I turned it off

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Go easy on Andy "Controversial" Capp, he does work for a publication, I avoid the use of the word newspaper, with extremely low standards. In yesterday's edition an article on the changes to the rules of succession to the English throne claimed that these changes were sparked by the marriage of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, to Prince Harry.

It scares me that you read that, wharfie