Roast Simmo - Time for a shave

[Stamos]

I love Simmo's beard, but he has dropped away this year.
Time for the clean-cut old Simmo to return.

 

[Poseidon]

I don't understand why people care so much about players with beards.
Unless he's skipping training sessions or team meetings to wash his facial hair then how much is it really affecting his footy?

 

[Judderson]

Is that you Luke Darcy?

 

[I LOVE THE CFC]

Time to move on over the captaincy. You too carrots.

 

[Stamos]

Unless he's skipping training sessions or team meetings to wash his facial hair then how much is it really affecting their footy?

I don't know why, but something is affecting his footy

 

[SBYM]

Time to move on over the captaincy. You too carrots.

It's kind of insulting to think they're sulking over the captaincy. Both are uber-professionals who put it all on the line every time they run out. Call it what it is...poor form; don't besmirch their credentials as Carlton men.

PS. Simmo wasn't even that bad today...a long long way from our worst....I guess that's what happens when you set the bar pretty ****ing high.

 

[Stamos]

PS. Simmo wasn't even that bad today...a long long way from our worst....I guess that's what happens when you set the bar pretty ******* high.

This is the point

 

[Poseidon]

I don't know why, but something is affecting his footy

Just a bad patch of form. Maybe struggling to find his role in the new gameplan.
Being the pro he is, he'll get better. I mean by playing football, not shaving

 

[SBYM]

This is the point

He'll get back to his best. Nothing surer.

 

[Stamos]

He'll get back to his best. Nothing surer.

Yes, but a visit to the barber might bring his best back this week

 

[SBYM]

Yes, but a visit to the barber might bring his best back this week

Just a bad patch of form. Maybe struggling to find his role in the new gameplan.
Being the pro he is, he'll get better. I mean by playing football, not shaving

 

[juzza316]

maybe a back, sack and crack too? Cant hurt can it?

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

maybe a bakc, sakc and crakc too? Cant hurt can it?

efa

 

[I LOVE THE CFC]

It's kind of insulting to think they're sulking over the captaincy. Both are uber-professionals who put it all on the line every time they run out. Call it what it is...poor form; don't besmirch their credentials as Carlton men.

PS. Simmo wasn't even that bad today...a long long way from our worst....I guess that's what happens when you set the bar pretty ******* high.

Insulting I said it or insulting that this is a fact?

 

[BLUE ROOSTAR]

Go the beard, bring it on. Simmo will get the respect in time. BAIL UP

 

[Azul]

Where's Spudchamber when you need him?

Correlation not causation. Didn't he miss much of the preseason in the rehab group?

 

[Stamos]

Correlation not causation.

Doesn't matter which one it is, his form has dropped off.

 

[King of Ruin]

I don't know why, but something is affecting his footy

That beard probably adds 5kg of weight.

Adjusting to the new body.

 

[Azul]

Doesn't matter which one it is, his form has dropped off.

So what if he has a shave and is still below your expectations?

FWIW, I wish Judd would stop shaving his head but personal grooming is his business.

 

[robsworld2006]

Based on the last 2 weeks, his performance is not great, should be dropped or be the sub for the next game, but they won't do it because of the leadership group but do you see leadership in him?

 

[Juddrockz]

His disposal has been shizen of late!

 

[Stamos]

So what if he has a shave and is still below your expectations?

Is it not worth a try?
And he did say, if his form dropped off he would shave it. The time is now. A sacrifice for the footy gods.

 

[JustaBattler]

for some strange reason - I reckon the frees against as well as the tackles missed had more to do with the game's results than Simmos beard- I could eb wrong though.

 

[PP34]

Go home Luke Darcy, you're drunk.

 

[SBYM]

Insulting I said it or insulting that this is a fact?

You have insulted them both by implying that they are sooking and thinking about themselves rather than the team.

Dunno where you've been the last decade or so, but Carrots and Simmo are hardly two blokes you can accuse of being selfish players out for themselves.

And honestly, if you think it's a 'fact' that their performances thus far have been affected by missing out on the captaincy, then you don't understand what a fact it.