Do Melbourne deserve to be in the AFL?

[the big lebowski]

I've laid th boot in royals but when smug arse norf supporters come a commenting as if your club is ny better it gets my back up. We got pedo from you guys and he's shit. But he's no worse than Tarrant. So when you bag pedo it makes me laugh at the poor state of your forward line.

Here is a fun fact - Tarrant turns 25 this month. Was drafted in 2007 and as a key forward has kicked 40 goals in his career.

North are much much much better than the Disgraceful Demons. For one, we aren't disgraceful. For two, you haven't beat us for ten years (approx).

We aren't much chop, but we aren't the most disgraceful professional sporting organisation in the country (one also devoid of success for half a century).

Also, Tarrant is crap. But Pedo is so much crapper.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

10 teams in Melbourne errrm I'd say up to 4 don't deserve to be

 

[Tombowler]

l think the players all enjoy the extra bye round...

 

[Tombowler]

All I said was your pick was boring, didn't need an essay budz, and as if I'm going to defend ******* hird.

The new line out of Windy Hill? "I never liked that Hird bloke anyway. Always knew he was a bad sort... "

 

[van peebles]

Oh yes the 17 other football clubs would much rather prop up an AFL devised franchise in GWS than the original and first football club

thought so,everrybody seems to agree with this

 

[windyhill]

The new line out of Windy Hill? "I never liked that Hird bloke anyway. Always knew he was a bad sort... "

Do a search sonny, never a fan when he played, etc, etc, etc

 

[Dakota LaMar]

10 teams in Melbourne errrm I'd say up to 4 don't deserve to be

Demons, Saints, Bulldogs and Kangaroos, just a waste of money

 

[Tombowler]

Do a search sonny, never a fan when he played, etc, etc, etc

Fair enough, I withdraw and apologize

 

[NorthernLights]

North are much much much better than the Disgraceful Demons. For one, we aren't disgraceful. For two, you haven't beat us for ten years (approx).

We aren't much chop, but we aren't the most disgraceful professional sporting organisation in the country (one also devoid of success for half a century).

Also, Tarrant is crap. But Pedo is so much crapper.

Of course we aren't. *Essendon is.

 

[JHF1870]

I actually quite like their song, although i agree with your other points

I'm in some sort of dilemma, Can I like half this post ?

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

North are much much much better than the Disgraceful Demons. For one, we aren't disgraceful. For two, you haven't beat us for ten years (approx).

We aren't much chop, but we aren't the most disgraceful professional sporting organisation in the country (one also devoid of success for half a century).

Also, Tarrant is crap. But Pedo is so much crapper.

1) say that ten times as fast as you can and you may even believe it
2) Tarrant>Pedo? Maybe. Not by much. But Pedo is our 5th string forward, Tarrant is Petrie's replacement.

Just Lol. Every other team would have delisted him by now.

Oh, and... "We aren't much chop"... grow a nut sack dude and try to find a pair to put in it.

 

[Plugger35]

I like the Dees song on the rare occasions it gets played.

Not many other positives for them right now though.

 

[JHF1870]

I like the Dees song on the rare occasions it gets played.

Not many other positives for them right now though.

I love it when the Saints beat the crows,

Out comes my Owen knock knock joke.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

No. No we dont. But our team song rocks, it's just hard to promote with such limited exposure.

I've decided it is time to encourage Nathan jones to request a trade to a premiership contender. He deserves more than the Dees. He deserves the chance to shine. He deserves proper support, coaching, training. He deserve success. He deserves far more than we can ever offer.

Imagine how he would be regarded now if he'd been drafted to Geelong or the hawks all those years ago.

I'm sorry Jonsey. I don't have a choice. You do.

Oh, btw, the rest of the team can suck my sweaty balls. You deserve everything you get. I hope you rot at the mfc for the remainder of your careers.

lol this guy has given up already.

fair enough too. Are you gearing up to support the Melbourne Demons Ice Hockey team ?

I know not many people realise this but Melbourne won gold at Sochi in the Females Gold Medal match.

 

[holy diver]

Melbourne are about as relevant as The Footy Show.

Poor Buggers.

 

[van peebles]

Demons, , just a waste of money

they actually provide a dumping ground for out of date players with limps.
somebody has to do it,and carlton is full of them at the moment.
so they do in fact provide a much needed service to real football clubs.

 

[royals1922]

they actually provide a dumping ground for out of date players with limps.
somebody has to do it,and carlton is full of them at the moment.
so they do in fact provide a much needed service to real football clubs.

Also some one has to weed out the spuds in the first round. That said, GWS' gift to Melbourne in taking Scully was admirable.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Melbourne

He's not a key position forward, so no.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

really do they? They haven't won premiership since 1964, Jack Watts is shit, Paul Roos is shit, Team Song is Shit,

You really shouldn't have started this thread. Threads like this tend to backfire on the Bay, and all 3 Demons supporters on the Bay will be keen to bump it at the conclusion of Round 7.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

They are the embodiment of moral hazard.

When you are prepared to wrist slap for blatant tanking, see a club be that crap for so long year after year, and turn around and find them whatever money they require in spite of constant abysmal decisions and then acquire them senior staff they dont deserve, you have long since passed the point of deserve. They are just another franchise now, suckling at the AFL teat, guaranteed a form of existence no matter how much they screw up and everyone there knows they are a sheltered workshop.

Until there are actual consequences (instead of endless high draft picks) for being that pathetic, more pathetic will be guaranteed.

But at least they do inspire music.

"Demons"

with apologies to Imagine Dragons

When the days are cold
And you want to fold
And the Saints are better
Even though they’re old

When your dreams all fail
And the ones you hail
Are the worst of all
Epic culture fail

Whose gonna hide the truth?
No Stynes to shelter you
But with no guts inside
There’s nowhere you can hide

Whatever shit you fed
To avoid a tanking red
This is your karma come

This is your karma come.




When you feel the heat
Look outside the packs
That’s where the Demons hide

That’s where the Demons hide


Don’t get too close
You might break a nail

That’s why the Demons hide

That’s why the Demons hide

Less troll posts like the OPs and moar troll posts like this pls. Outstanding!

 

[royals1922]

He's not a key position forward, so no.

Who else are you going to pay to get the 95%.

 

[jangofett]

You really shouldn't have started this thread. Threads like this tend to backfire on the Bay, and all 3 Demons supporters on the Bay will be keen to bump it at the conclusion of Round 7.

Our reserves could get the 4 points against you.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who else are you going to pay to get the 95%.

James Frawley, by the sound of things.

Tex Walker can come over and play with his mate Bernie, which is the fantasy. However, the reality is that we'll probably end up throwing big money at someone like Ty Vickery.

 

[blaze036]

I like the Dees song on the rare occasions it gets played.

Not many other positives for them right now though.

I think they still have better youth than the saints though

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Came in to give this thread a Jack Viney sized BUMP!