Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Allikat]

I have worked for one of the major investment banks with a so called strict dress policy and have seen this.

We have no dress code at work except for "no thongs" (and there was almost a riot over that rule), and I haven't seen this.

 

[Bender_]

We have no dress code at work except for "no thongs" (and there was almost a riot over that rule), and I haven't seen this.

We have the no thongs on casual Friday at my office. I wear them once a month and when I'm approached I say "oh, I forgot, should I go home and change?" and they say not to worry. I'm praying for the day they say yes and I'll disappear for 3 hours.

 

[Allikat]

We have the no thongs on casual Friday at my office. I wear them once a month and when I'm approached I say "oh, I forgot, should I go home and change?" and they say not to worry. I'm praying for the day they say yes and I'll disappear for 3 hours.

I'm not really willing to test actually wearing thongs to work in case they decide we should get an actual dress code. They'd probably send us home until they ran out of people to work.

 

[Morganashlee]

We've got the no thongs on Friday's policy, we can wear them on weekends or nightshift though

 

[oogac]

We have the no thongs on casual Friday at my office. I wear them once a month and when I'm approached I say "oh, I forgot, should I go home and change?" and they say not to worry. I'm praying for the day they say yes and I'll disappear for 3 hours.

 

[Bender_]

Hahaha very good!

Don't want any visible panty lines at the office!

 

[Stronzo]

Prior to xmas I get on a train and take my seat when this fat slag sits right next to me with her fat thighs touching mine. She let's out sigh because she doesn't have enough room so she says to me in a sarcastic voice, "don't you have enough room?". I replied "not now that your fat arse sat down". Anyway after a couple of.stops she gets up and moves to another seat and she has even less room because she ended up sitting next to another fatty. When my stop came I got up walked up to her and said "have enough room now?". She wasn't happy but I couldn't give a ****. Fat ****s should pay for two seats or stand up. You're a blight on our country. Lose weight or shut the **** up and stand.

I am still losing my shit over this

 

[JoseMourinho]

I am still losing my shit over this

So am I.

Ahahahaha

 

[True North]

Was Phil Hughes better at cricket than Steve Smith?

I'm pretty sure everyone said he was shizen and a disgrace to the baggy green, but then he died and now is our nations 2nd best ever player.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Was Phil Hughes better at cricket than Steve Smith?

I'm pretty sure everyone said he was shizen and a disgrace to the baggy green, but then he died and now is our nations 2nd best ever player.

He would have been, IMO. Which is not a knock on Smith.

 

[Stronzo]

Was Phil Hughes better at cricket than Steve Smith?

I'm pretty sure everyone said he was shizen and a disgrace to the baggy green, but then he died and now is our nations 2nd best ever player.

I remember at the time of his death, one commentator was calling him the next Bradman. I had to shake my head at that one.

 

[Double the Fist]

We have no dress code at work except for "no thongs" (and there was almost a riot over that rule), and I haven't seen this.

Every second friday is 'Reggae' dress up. I really dread it....

 

[ChappyUK]

We've got the no thongs on Friday's policy, we can wear them on weekends or nightshift though

We have a no thong policy at my work as well however we're allowed to wear flip flops.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

 

[El Dubya]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

That's a deadly combination.

 

[El Dubya]

What will happen Teach is that you'll get shitfaced and hit on her, because you're seeing her from the front. You'll take her home and she'll get on all fours and you'll see that disgusting wobbly rump. You're drunk and horny so you won't turn her away, but you'll hate yourself and her. You'll give it to her really rough and degrading, she'll feel shit and resent you. For the next six months she'll be looking for any opportunity to dob you in for any indiscretion at work. Stick to the soft drink while she's around Teach, good call.

 

[ChappyUK]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

Have the same Teach.

This weighty chick at work has a great face and cans but struggles to keep the weight off. She massively dieted most of last year and was starting to get very reasonable.

She must have eaten a large herd over Xmas as she has come back bigger than ever. Shame.

 

[Concussion]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

There is no such thing as a fat pretty girl, she is just pretty fat

 

[True North]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

Are we talking size 16 leggings or size 22? There is an enormous difference in the decision to be made.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

There is no such thing as a fat pretty girl, she is just pretty fat

I could post a few BBW pr0n clips that say otherwise.... but I won't

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Are we talking size 16 leggings or size 22? There is an enormous difference in the decision to be made.

I'm not ****ing her so I don't need to differentiate

 

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[Tyler Durden007]

What will happen Teach is that you'll get shitfaced and hit on her, because you're seeing her from the front. You'll take her home and she'll get on all fours and you'll see that disgusting wobbly rump. You're drunk and horny so you won't turn her away, but you'll hate yourself and her. You'll give it to her really rough and degrading, she'll feel shit and resent you. For the next six months she'll be looking for any opportunity to dob you in for any indiscretion at work. Stick to the soft drink while she's around Teach, good call.

Don't think I'll find myself there. She's got so many tickets on herself she'll never have to pay for a ride at Luna Park. She'd think I was beneath her. Plus I'm getting good action from the main squeeze. I actually told her (the squeeze) on Saturday night that she was going to get the "Touch of the Teach" that night. She looked at me weird and said "you don't have some sicko paedo fantasy do you?"... I said "No! It's a long story, and if you've got a spare 20 hours you can listen to the last 30 or so Flogcasts".... rolleyes... "you and your ****en footy mates..."

She wasn't complaining a few hours later....

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

The "I love Lenny" shit made me wanna throw up when flogs who couldn't give a rat's arse about him beforehand decided that he was their favourite opposition player.