Flogstradamus Jake Stringer for All Australian

[go you pups]

This kid is bloody incredible, he breaks tackles and kicks goals on the run like Ablett Snr/Dangerfield but is the same height as Carey/Pavlich and does it at ground level better than anyone his size. He just needs to add pack marking to his artillery and he'll only be behind Buddy.

I have made some gooful predictions/observations on him already this year like here

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...cent-key-forward.1093057/page-2#post-37870887

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bulldogs-top-4-watch.1090728/page-3#post-37889583

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...-australian-team.1080541/page-5#post-36813939

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/wbd-2015-pre-season.1081335/page-53#post-36738633

I'm also tipping Crameri and Stringer will kick 80 between them this year barring any bad injuries, they kicked 63 between them last year and Stringer only played like 12 games as a forward, 15 between them so far this year with Crameri doing bugger all and yet to bully anyone as yet, that day should be coming, maybe against the Aints or the Dees in the next couple of weeks.

And here's some of Stringer showing us what he will do to your club this year and beyond





#GoDogs

 

[CM86]

I disagree.

 

[DapperJong]

I disagree.

I concur

 

[go you pups]

Jake has kicked 33 goals in his last 13 AFL games with 5 bags of 4 or more in that time.

 

[go you pups]

Andy Brennan thoughts? You love the puppy dogs

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

So with Boyd on a million what will your next offer be to Stringer, Bont and libba to keep everyone happy?

 

[BG32]

Jesse hogan > Stringer

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Jesse hogan > Stringer

Goes without saying.

 

[go you pups]

Jesse hogan > Stringer

Stringer 11 goals from 4 games
Hogan 8 goals from 4 games only 2 ahead of Boyd the "overpaid spud"

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Classic tweener. Between a KPF and small forward. Will get the odd mismatch but against teams with more key position defenders he will be shut out of games.

 

[Chasing 17]

Another pro doggies wank post from go you pups with zero comical value.

 

[BG32]

Stringer 11 goals from 4 games
Hogan 8 goals from 4 games only 2 ahead of Boyd the "overpaid spud"

Stringer is a seasoned Veteran, Hoges will have 200 more goals by the time he gets to stringer career games

 

[go you pups]

Stringer is a seasoned Veteran

1 more season in the comp, both were on an AFL list in 2013

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Stringer 11 goals from 4 games
Hogan 8 goals from 4 games only 2 ahead of Boyd the "overpaid spud"

Boyd isn't a spud - just not as good as Hogan and definitely overpaid.

Hogan has played 4 games of AFL. Just watch him and you can see he oozes quality. He does crash packs, has a great tank and is leading the league in contested marks. You know, those things Stringer needs to improve to become a more complete player.

And I think you'd agree that the bullies mids are giving better service to your forwards and providing more opportunity.

Hogan >>> Stringer >>> Boyd

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

1 more season in the comp, both were on an AFL list in 2013

Hogan wasn't permitted to play AFL in 2013. Suffered back injuries throughout 2014 which limited his preparation.

And stringer has played over 30 games across three years - hogan 4 in one. Don't roll your eyes and pretend that's insignigicant.

 

[go you pups]

Another pro doggies wank post from go you pups with zero comical value.

You're just really jelly

You've probably never heard of "Goo" before also

Back to the ex Carlton goalkickers fred please for you

 

[PepperFace]

This kid is bloody incredible, he breaks tackles and kicks goals on the run like Ablett Snr/Dangerfield but is the same height as Carey/Pavlich and does it at ground level better than anyone his size. He just needs to add pack marking to his artillery and he'll only be behind Buddy.

I have made some gooful predictions/observations on him already this year like here

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...cent-key-forward.1093057/page-2#post-37870887

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bulldogs-top-4-watch.1090728/page-3#post-37889583

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...-australian-team.1080541/page-5#post-36813939

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/wbd-2015-pre-season.1081335/page-53#post-36738633

I'm also tipping Crameri and Stringer will kick 80 between them this year barring any bad injuries, they kicked 63 between them last year and Stringer only played like 12 games as a forward, 15 between them so far this year with Crameri doing bugger all and yet to bully anyone as yet, that day should be coming, maybe against the Aints or the Dees in the next couple of weeks.

For good measure while I'm at it here's a few of me semi-flogstradamusing Adam H and a few other of his Aint cronies in the wooden spoon fred http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2015-wooden-spoon-predictions.1085973/page-5#post-36742088

and here http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2015-wooden-spoon-predictions.1085973/page-5#post-36742072

And here's some of Stringer showing us what he will do to your club this year and beyond





#GoDogs

Hes almost as good as the Bont. I would have a sore penis and right hand if I was a doggies supporter

 

[Mofra]

Stringer is simply unbeatable - and one good enough to go with him in the air can't compete at ground level, anyone with remotely comparable ground level ability can't go with him in the air.

Highest ever power to weight ratio tested at draft camp too. Beast.

 

[go you pups]

So with Boyd on a million what will your next offer be to Stringer, Bont and libba to keep everyone happy?

What will Melbournes next offer for Watts and Dawes be to keep them happy? Or Frawley

 

[Mofra]

So with Boyd on a million what will your next offer be to Stringer, Bont and libba to keep everyone happy?

Stringer, Macrae, Wood & Roughy signed 3 year contract extensions in the last month - and Bonti already extended his contract.

Feels good

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

What will Melbournes next offer for Watts and Dawes be to keep them happy? Or Frawley

Is that your way of saying you can't answer the question? Just admit paying Boyd over a mil was a mistake.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Stringer, Macrae, Wood & Roughy signed 3 year contract extensions in the last month - and Bonti already extended his contract.

Feels good

So you have until 2017 to win a flag before the shit hits the fan.

 

[Mofra]

So you have until 2017 to win a flag before the shit hits the fan.

Stringer said he wants to be a Bulldog for life. Macrae said signing was a "no brainer". Your prediction is already destroyed.

But hey, at least you beat the Tigers on Friday to put them in 9th place thus earning the Bay's respect for a full week.

 

[go you pups]

Is that your way of saying you can't answer the question? Just admit paying Boyd over a mil was a mistake.

Made the most of a shit sandwich created by Gryphon Booshy, we also tried getting Tom Lonergan and Lachie Henderson earlier in that window but they rejected our handsome offers so the list management guys wanted to land a fish.

Dawes is overpaid himself dude. Boyd will surpass his output x $$ soon enough

 

[PepperFace]

Dawes is overpaid himself dude. Boyd has surpassed his output

EFA