Underrated things in life

[Tyler Durden007]

Killing spiders. Hate the campaigners

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Ricky Gervais^ Brilliant.

His show Derek is just phenomenal.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Iceblocks and glasses of water with ice. The bullshit weather over here the last few days has brought these wonderful things back into my life in a very big way.

They're fantastic.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Yeah I'm getting some good use out of my ice tray too

 

[Gough]

Iceblocks and glasses of water with ice. The bullshit weather over here the last few days has brought these wonderful things back into my life in a very big way.

They're fantastic.

It's even better if you replace the water with a slice of lime, a large slug of gin, and some tonic.

 

[davefromjerra]

Watermelon and pineapple frosty fruits.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

It's even better if you replace the water with a slice of lime, a large slug of gin, and some tonic.

That's what I've been drinking for the past week but replace lime with lemon

 

[Tyler Durden007]

That's what I've been drinking for the past week but replace lime with lemon

As my brother says from I don't know what Oasis song "I'm feeling supersonic, give me Gin and Tonic"

My brother always had the "Jungle fever" always hooked up with hot black birds. These days, after going to China 10 times, I have "Yellow fever" but being an old campaigner, I haven't been able to land one. They are really nice girls though, but I don't buy.

 

[Gough]

My brother's first, and third wives were Asian chicks. They were nice, if insane.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

My brother's first, and third wives were Asian chicks. They were nice, if insane.

That's my problem, I'm not getting married again so I get shut down fast. Not that I won't treat them nice, they're just not getting half of my stuff if it goes pearshaped.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Find someone with better stuff. Then you can get half of hers.

 

[cripppa9]

Good dental health is underrated, I recently had a back tooth out, that f ing hurts.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

That's my problem, I'm not getting married again so I get shut down fast. Not that I won't treat them nice, they're just not getting half of my stuff if it goes pearshaped.

If you live with someone for 2 years+ doesn't that make you de facto and give them the same rights as married couple anyway?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

If you live with someone for 2 years+ doesn't that make you de facto and give them the same rights as married couple anyway?

I think so. I know you have to be careful about someone who is living in your house for 2 years+. Pretty stupid law

 

[Tyler Durden007]

If you live with someone for 2 years+ doesn't that make you de facto and give them the same rights as married couple anyway?

I should add that I'll not live with a chick again either

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I should add that I'll not live with a chick again either

Living with a chick would kill the fun I reckon.
Brb trying to avoid anything to do with tampons
Brb trying to maintain the idea that women don't poop

 

[Quivorir]

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Living with a chick would kill the fun I reckon.
Brb trying to avoid anything to do with tampons
Brb trying to maintain the idea that women don't poop

Don't you have a sister?

 

[brahj]

I think Asian chicks might hate me. I've never got a right swipe from an Asian girl, just keep getting messages from all these damn round eyes.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Can't blame them too much if you're calling them narrow eyes.

 

[BluesMan]

I think Asian chicks might hate me. I've never got a right swipe from an Asian girl, just keep getting messages from all these damn round eyes.

Wrong thread bro

 

[brahj]

Can't blame them too much if you're calling them narrow eyes.

They'd have to actually talk to me first, gweilo.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

I think Asian chicks might hate me. I've never got a right swipe from an Asian girl, just keep getting messages from all these damn round eyes.

Do you even internetz? According to mine there are around 17,000 Chinese chicks within 5km of me just gagging for my ****... I've just been too busy.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Don't you have a sister?

Relatives don't count

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Relatives don't count

You don't care about tampons if they belong to your sister but if they belonged to your partner they'd freak you out?