Pets Things that please me

[Richard Cranium]

I just want shell to mention me

aww, cheer up Charlie..

just a shit bloke

Awkward Flirting Stories.

 

[Perth gal]

: - (

If u two don't hook up soon I'm going to throw myself off a cliff.

 

[Perth gal]

I'm so good looking that I can't leave the house without a personal security detail to protect me from people throwing themselves at my feet, and offering me kinky sex.

Isn't that ggexe?

 

[dales.girl38]

Oi Shell you quoted me but now it's gone [emoji22]

 

[Shell]

Sorry Dg. Blame the others. I have anyway.

And as a side note, I texted the ex last night to confirm the offers, whatever and HE is now pissed with ME.

So thanx alot guyz

 

[Catfish Alley]

Pissed because of the nudes you sent him??

 

[Shell]

No pissed because I posted stuff on BF.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I wonder if he thinks that's the first time you've mentioned him

 

[Shell]

Ah shut up.

 

[Shell]

Go farken eat some maple syrup canadian boy, who asked you.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Just saying. Don't think you've done anything wrong so not sure why he's worked up.

 

[Shell]

I'm kidding..

Yeah I know me either.

 

[Croweater]

Shell, y u delete

Shell Shell Shell Shell

 

[Shell]

Croweater Croweater Croweater

It wasn't that exciting let it go.

 

[BALKAN]

Sorry Dg. Blame the others. I have anyway.

And as a side note, I texted the ex last night to confirm the offers, whatever and HE is now pissed with ME.

So thanx alot guyz

sounds like he was telling fibs

 

[Shell]

I'm not biting sweetheart

 

[BALKAN]

<\3

 

[Croweater]

Croweater Croweater Croweater

It wasn't that exciting let it go.

Just stirring the pot.

 

[Smoooothy]

ahh, the pissed off ex - now that's something that pleases me..

 

[The Passenger]

He's pissed for sending you nude pics of random chicks ? or for posting about him on BF ? Neither really makes sense.

 

[BALKAN]

Do people actually tell people when they post about them on here?

how would that go? "hey can you please confirm or deny a story I told about you to some bigfooty floggos?"

 

[IKnowtheDog]

 

[Croweater]

ahh, the pissed off ex - now that's something that pleases me..

There's little better than seeing an ex, after she's gained a few kilos, and you're with a better looking girl, in the fittest shape of your life. Then you pretend you haven't seen her, but you know she can see you. So you grab your girl, kiss her and try to look super happy, just to rub it in. Then you conveniently turn your head in her direction, and she's giving you a quasi-death stare, before trying to seem unperturbed.

Norwood, last Sunday. Very amusing.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The best revenge is living well. No point in being petty.

 

[BALKAN]

Croweater you sound like a snarky teenage girl in some American high school flick

Anyway the best revenge is a 2:00am coward punch