Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Packedlunch]

Footy is the winner tonight




... And cats


Well done

 

[ChappyUK]

Umpires helped

Lulz. Hawks are the only team in the league that doesn't need to kick it 15m. 5m seems OK for the Hawks these days.

 

[William Wonka]

Maybe I don't class you as one of the floggier hawfies?

Awww Im blushing now.
Guess Ill have to try harder

 

[Westy Bogan]

You got one of your many claims correct mate, well done


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Even in defeat H2F manages to pat himself on the back

 

[Wojcinski]

Isaac Smiss

 

[STP18]

SUFFER IN YOUR JOCKS HAWFIE MAGGOTS!!!




THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL!!!​

 

[STP18]

Leigh Matthews names 3x All Australian Captain Joel Selwood man of the match, while Hodgey is busy giving away 50s and costing his team the game.

 

[Always Ballin]

Leigh Matthews names 3x All Australian Captain Joel Selwood man of the match, while Hodgey is busy giving away 50s and costing his team the game.

OVER THE LIMIT.

 

[newcs]

This is how you're meant to do it.

 

[A Cut Above]

Lulz. Hawks are the only team in the league that doesn't need to kick it 15m. 5m seems OK for the Hawks these days.

You're sooking after pulling off an epic win like that? Really??

 

[Gray Day]

You're sooking after pulling off an epic win like that? Really??

Location: (Lost bet)

 

[STP18]

How's this gem from the Geelong board.

Motlop 2.3. Rioli 2.1. Final margin 2 points.

 

[ChappyUK]

You're sooking after pulling off an epic win like that? Really??

Losers sook. Winners make observations.

 

[STP18]

 

[STP18]

MORNING HAWFIES! HOPE YOU ENJOYED LAST NIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT!

 

[newcs]

 

[Hoooops]

Bosky Curse: Geelong 2-0 v Hawthorn since original thread was created.

 

[STP18]

If Sam Menegola played for the Hawfs tonight they would have won. Sliding doors moment. Delisting him will cost a 4-peat.

 

[chefmeister]

Chokethawn

#allgawn

 

[William Wonka]

If Sam Menegola played for the Hawfs tonight they would have won. Sliding doors moment. Delisting him will cost a 4-peat.

If Smith had kicked straight we would have won.
If Burton hadn't gone down in the first quarter we would have won well.
If Roughy wasn't crook we would have belted you.
Menegola had issues- had to go.

 

[STP18]

Hawfies have cleared right out of the thread huh? It's a shame, I'm going to miss some of those floggos truth be told. Oh well, I guess that's part of being a bandwagoning flogbucket.

 

[STP18]

If Smith had kicked straight we would have won.
If Burton hadn't gone down in the first quarter we would have won well.
If Roughy wasn't crook we would have belted you.
Menegola had issues- had to go.

Those are some mighty fine excuses there William Wonka. Unfortunately for your mob, they had their opportunities to win, but were ultimately found wanting when it mattered.

 

[A Cut Above]

Just to clarify, since tonight's game was not a knockout final it does not in fact qualify for #whenitmatters status. Sorry about that guys.


Which means our unbeaten streak over Geelong #whenitmatters remains blissfully unbroken.

 

[ChappyUK]

If Smith had kicked straight we would have won.
If Burton hadn't gone down in the first quarter we would have won well.
If Roughy wasn't crook we would have belted you.
Menegola had issues- had to go.

If deliberately rushing behinds were paid you would have lost by more.
If we had a fit ruckman we would have won in 2013.
If Menzel didn't do his knee in 11 and had an extra 50 games under his belt we would have won in 2013.

Swings and roundabouts and Hawks have had the rub of the green for a long time.

 

[William Wonka]

You are aware of course puddytatts that we are now in almost the exact same position as each other.
Except we must win our next three and you must win your next two.
Only other difference is our form is on the way uppppp and yours is on the way downnnnnnn