Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Keys]

Now I wanna know about the rest of bills night

 

[CJApples87]

The next morning we were due to attend a meeting with all of the big wigs of our agency at 9 a.m. Bill rocked up to the meeting around 10:30 a.m. with a sweat covered shirt. He had a massive stain in his black pants that I can only attribute to vomit.

He told us he had lost his mobile phone but he had no idea where. Our hotel was about a five minute walk (if that) near the bar we were drinking in and he paid a taxi driver $50 to take him there. He also came in to the meeting with a very severe limp, which turned out to be ligament damage in his ankle, which the other guy and I managed to convince him that it was when he slipped on a kerb while running away from the Police.

During the night Bill piled up our bourbon glasses then shortly afterwards knocked them all on to the floor accidentally. He picked up a chunk of glass from the floor and asked us if we thought it was glass or ice... We suggested he try it, which he did. It was glass . He also managed to scratch his name in to a chalkboard of the bar with a shard of glass, which I went back to a couple of years later and it was still there.

 

[Duritz]

And then Bill started kidnapping backpackers and hunting them for sport.

 

[Marklar_33]

You encouraged a bloke to eat glass? Wtf?

 

[Carl Hooper]

How long have you been in Oz/why did you move here?


(no this is not me trying to pick up Jordan)

Since I was like 10yo.. So I'm basically Aussie, feel more Australian than anything else.

My dad was in the navy so we around a lot..

 

[CJApples87]

You encouraged a bloke to eat glass? Wtf?

Jokingly... you never expect someone to actually do it.


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[Handsuper47]

A guy named Bill eating glass.. Bill Glass.. Blue Grass?! The stars are aligning

 

[Duritz]

Drugs are bad.

 

[Perth gal]

Drugs are bad.

Insightful post. Would read again.

 

[toxic]

Drugs are bad.

Deep

 

[Duritz]

If you take drugs, you're bad. So don't be bad, and take drugs. Cos that'd be bad, mk. Cos drugs are bad.

 

[Run n Spread]

Some small talk with a waitress after which i ask (when very drunk)

"What time do you get off?"
Her: About Midnight
Me: "Cool. When do you finish work them?"

Crickets. I am so lame. Thought it was a good line thou.

 

[Syd]

Sounds like a typical Perth trip for mine.

 

[NorthernLights]

Some small talk with a waitress after which i ask (when very drunk)

"What time do you get off?"
Her: About Midnight
Me: "Cool. When do you finish work them?"

Crickets. I am so lame. Thought it was a good line thou.

It is a good line, she was obviously just a humorless bitch

 

[stew42]

She then spent the next 20-30 minutes chatting with me about how much of a creep he was and asking how I put up with him, etc. I would've pulled without even trying that night if I wasn't committed to my long term relationship at the time .

Whoa, best wingman ever!

 

[CakeEater]

Sounds like a typical Perth trip for mine.

To quote many a West Coast Eagles supporter Booooooooooooooo.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Sounds like a typical Perth trip for mine.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Chief]

Continued in Part 2: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories-part-2.1146379/