Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[Willo_]

Update: Currently enjoying my morning coffee

Will report back with thoughts in 20 mins or so

 

[the_interloper]

What's people's best shitting music? I find putting some Pantera on Pandora gets the bowels moving, I think it's the groove and the bass, low frequencies get the big logs out.

 

[DemonJim]

I don't listen to music when on the crapper... 100% focus required.

Is this to cover the sounds or something?

 

[Willo_]

Well knock me down with a feather

Great success.. i certainly feel clean.
My wang kept popping out onto the seat.. mid wipe.. is this a technique issue?

Maybe I have been wrong all these years

 

[Quivorir]

Holy ******* s**t.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

You'll learn to fold it behind your ear while wiping.

 

[Willo_]

I love this thread

 

[DemonJim]

I also went but too late I stood up... this is going to be hard to try.

 

[Jack Stevens]

When I first read this thread over a year ago, I was a stander. I didn't know any other way, and the thought of sitting down to wipe was so alien to me that it hadn't even crossed my mind as something that could possibly exist. At that time I decided I'd trial sitting down to see what the fuss was about. I haven't looked back since.

Sitting is cleanlier, easier and quicker. I can't believe I spent about 20 years living such an inefficient and ineffective lifestyle.

 

[BotsMaster]

Update: Currently enjoying my morning coffee

Will report back with thoughts in 20 mins or so

Well knock me down with a feather

Great success.. i certainly feel clean.
My wang kept popping out onto the seat.. mid wipe.. is this a technique issue?

Maybe I have been wrong all these years

Coffee must go right through you

 

[Willo_]

Coffee must go right through you

20 mins after I finish my coffee

Can set your watch to it

 

[DemonJim]

I gave sitting down a try... It's awkward. My left arse cheek was starting to hurt from the pressure on it... And balance was a bit weird...
I don't want to wipe s**t on me or the seat so angled over quite a bit.
However I must admit that the angle of attack you get with wiping is superb!
Cheeks never touch so there is definitely less wiping.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Question for the standers, when you stand up does the poo squish between your cheeks for one big mess. When you sit there is normally separation

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

When I first read this thread over a year ago, I was a stander. I didn't know any other way, and the thought of sitting down to wipe was so alien to me that it hadn't even crossed my mind as something that could possibly exist. At that time I decided I'd trial sitting down to see what the fuss was about. I haven't looked back since.

Sitting is cleanlier, easier and quicker. I can't believe I spent about 20 years living such an inefficient and ineffective lifestyle.

Word for word, me

 

[DemonJim]

Question for the standers, when you stand up does the poo squish between your cheeks for one big mess. When you sit there is normally separation

You don't just stand up straight. You stand legs apart (same distance that they are when you sit) bent forward slightly. A lot easier to reach behind I still think. Way more leverage than whilst sitting. But there is a little spread when wiping... That's why you wipe more. Until it's gone.

 

[Mancey]

Way more leverage than whilst sitting

Leverage? You're wiping your arse with tissue paper, not attempting to open the door of an ancient Egyptian tomb

 

[DemonJim]

Leverage? You're wiping your arse with tissue paper, not attempting to open the door of an ancient Egyptian tomb

I like to keep wiping until my arse has not one skerrick of crap located anywhere near there.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

What do standers do with the s**t roll after you have wiped?

When sitting its a simple drop.

Do you guys have to turn around and drop it in from height? Or get low enough to make it a certain swish?

Seems like yet another problem with the standing philosophy

 

[Power Raid]

Question for the standers, when you stand up does the poo squish between your cheeks for one big mess. When you sit there is normally separation

it must be like a butterfly painting in yr 2

 

[Big Sauce 21]

it must be like a butterfly painting in yr 2

haha that's exactly how I pictured it.

 

[Quivorir]

What do standers do with the s**t roll after you have wiped?

When sitting its a simple drop.

Do you guys have to turn around and drop it in from height? Or get low enough to make it a certain swish?

Seems like yet another problem with the standing philosophy

Turn around and plonk it in, with the added bonus of getting to check out your work.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

Turn around and plonk it in, with the added bonus of getting to check out your work.

Checking you work after every wipe doesnt strike me as a benefit. Each to their own.

 

[Willo_]

Checking you work after every wipe doesnt strike me as a benefit. Each to their own.

It gives you a guide as to how much more wiping is required

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

It gives you a guide as to how much more wiping is required

I do it off instinct.. might be 3 or 4 wipes in, have a check. Proceed if necessary.

 

[Cruyff14]

Tried sitting. Just doesn't work.