Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[DemonJim]

I do it off instinct.. might be 3 or 4 wipes in, have a check. Proceed if necessary.

What about a clean snap? You are wiping your arse with 3 extra wipes for no reason.

Tried sitting. Just doesn't work.

I shall give it another crack (no pun intended) today and report back.

 

[Marklar_33]

What about a clean snap? You are wiping your arse with 3 extra wipes for no reason.


I shall give it another crack (no pun intended) today and report back.

The clean snap is a fallacy. You must be missing your freckle!

ShaunDuggan thoughts?

 

[Willo_]

The clean snap is a fallacy. You must be missing your freckle!

ShaunDuggan thoughts?

The clean snap aka Ghost Poo is no fallacy

 

[Marklar_33]

The clean snap aka Ghost Poo is no fallacy

Isn't a Ghost/Phantom Poo one that goes straight out the S bend without flushing?

 

[DemonJim]

Isn't a Ghost/Phantom Poo one that goes straight out the S bend without flushing?

It's no fallacy. I've experienced a clean snap twice.

 

[Mancey]

#cleansnapshappen

Tried sitting. Just doesn't work.

65% of people shake their heads

 

[DemonJim]

Tried sitting again...

It's just... not working... Not enough space unless I'm tilted right over to check on the TP... and I have an unusually small arse for a biggish bloke...

 

[Marklar_33]

There are actually people too uncoordinated to wipe their arse whilst seated

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The clean snap is a fallacy. You must be missing your freckle!

ShaunDuggan thoughts?

I am a the Clean Snap King. I'm at such an elite level now I know before I poo that it will be clean.

 

[ShooterMcGavin8]

Question for the standers, when you stand up does the poo squish between your cheeks for one big mess. When you sit there is normally separation

haha * that's detailed

 

[ShooterMcGavin8]

I asked a few mates the other day, one sits and lifts his balls up and wipes from the back to front towards the penis.

 

[perthblue]

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

I asked a few mates the other day, one sits and lifts his balls up and wipes from the back to front towards the penis.

This type of person can't be my friend..

If there is guys like this that exist... it stands to reason that there are females as well

 

[Mancey]

I sometimes go the forward wipe as the final polish just to make sure the doot is squeaky clean

 

[DemonJim]

I sometimes go the forward wipe as the final polish just to make sure the doot is squeaky clean

Seriously if you don't go the back to front wipe, you have a shitty arse.

 

[Mancey]

Seriously if you don't go the back to front wipe, you have a shitty arse.

Yep i go front to back initially, then finish it up with a quick couple of back to fronts.

 

[DemonJim]

Yep i go front to back initially, then finish it up with a quick couple of back to fronts.

Yeah I mainly go front to back and then finishing up alternate a couple times.

 

[perthblue]

I give myself a cheeky rimmy just to make sure it's completely clean. the orgasm is just a bonus.

 

[Halorad]

20 mins after I finish my coffee

Can set your watch to it

Was having this discussion with my housemates last week.

Coffee Poo's are most definitely a thing

 

[Perth gal]

Forget the coffee. Has anyone ever tried all bran? Bowl of that and im on and off the shitter all day...

 

[Willo_]

Was having this discussion with my housemates last week.

Coffee Poo's are most definitely a thing

Coffee helps keep you regular

 

[DemonJim]

Coffee helps keep you regular

Milk anything and a smoke in the morning can usually get me going within 30.

 

[craigos]

So the king size toilet paper ran out, gf did a shop and returned with regular 11x10 tp. It's just not the same, I don't want to do away with the 11x10 all together because it has been right behind me my whole life, through the heavy rains and the barren droughts but I can't help but feel this connection with the king size that has rekindled a spark in me that I thought had extinguished a long time ago.

 

[scotslad]

Wowzers, I'm new to this forum and the things I have educated myself with from this thread, lol. A real eye opener.

 

[Quivorir]

Wowzers, I'm new to this forum and the things I have educated myself with from this thread, lol. A real eye opener.

Well you started at the pinnacle of bigfooty. It's all downhill from here.