Status in Question Off-field injuries over the years with bullshit excuses. ???

[Scroater]

Didn't Dermie break his dick shagging someone?

Is that even possible......the broken dick part, not the fact that Dermie was shagging someone.

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

 

[STFU Donnie]

It is possible- worked with a bloke who broke it rooting, it apparently needed somewhat expensive surgery to rectify, so he started saving up and then inexplicably spent it on a car he bought on eBay that couldn't go in reverse.

This is possibly the greatest sentence ever written!

 

[STFU Donnie]

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

I'd heard Julie Anthony was a demon, but damn!!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Just on the Stingray stories, getting stabbed by a Stingray is very, very nasty, requires extensive tissue removal prevent infection, club doctors would know if a player was telling the truth.

 

[master bate]

Lessons from this thread:

- Avoid stingrays
- Avoid trampolines
but most of all
- Avoid the reverse cowgirl.

I've seen a broken penis and repair. Simplest way to describe it is blowing out one of the cylinders. They then roll the skin back, sew up the defect, attach the skin back and you're mostly back to normal. Takes a while for the swelling to go down and fair amount of time off the job.

 

[clogwearer]

After having been stung by a scorpion, impaled by a stingray and done the reverse cowgirl, i fear my brain has been irreparably injured by this thread.

 

[BEEG]

Sav Rocca hurt his back years ago helping a mate move house, missed a few games because of it.

 

[DERO]

Lessons from this thread:

- Avoid stingrays
- Avoid trampolines
but most of all
- Avoid the reverse cowgirl.

I've seen a broken penis and repair. Simplest way to describe it is blowing out one of the cylinders. They then roll the skin back, sew up the defect, attach the skin back and you're mostly back to normal. Takes a while for the swelling to go down and fair amount of time off the job.

Dennis Rodman

 

[MadDocker]

- Avoid the reverse cowgirl.

Never. I'll take my chances before giving up one of the greatest positions invented.

 

[STFU Donnie]

Derek Pringle once had to miss a test for England after injuring his back while writing a letter. Or so the story goes ...

 

[Chuckie357]

Didn't Dermie break his dick shagging someone?

Is that even possible......the broken dick part, not the fact that Dermie was shagging someone.

Cardboard cut out ornate himself from the fox footy studios

 

[ChesterTreasure]

Apparently Chad Fletcher flat-lined in Las Vegas after drinking too much vodka ???

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Apparently Chad Fletcher flat-lined in Las Vegas after drinking too much vodka ???

Yeah, it was the vodka that did it.

 

[Mockcockpit]

Takes a while for the swelling to go down.

Well if you're going to break your knob that's about the best you can hope for.

 

[LanceRomance]

Sheilas with shallow vags.

It's more common when the girl is on top and misses in full thrust.

 

[LanceRomance]

this was in season.. but didnt fyfe trip over his suitcase and miss a few games a couple of years ago?

 

[jenny61_99]

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

Julie Anthony?

 

[craigos]

Wasn't Dermie responsible for a well known news reader requiring x-rays and removal of a certain item from her anus back in the 90's? Busy man that Dermott.

 

[Boxhead_31]

Didn't Brad Ottens swim into a boat propellor?

Along with falling onto a tomato stake. Pill was a clumsy man during the offseason

 

[Boxhead_31]

Wasn't Dermie responsible for a well known news reader requiring x-rays and removal of a certain item from her anus back in the 90's? Busy man that Dermott.

Think that was Johnny Diesel and a bottle of Moet wasn't it?

 

[Boxhead_31]

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

Julie Anthony?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Dermie and Ding Dong.

 

[Boxhead_31]

Dermie and Ding Dong.

Denise Drysdale?

 

[DERO]

Denise Drysdale?

HOTDOG

 

[Boxhead_31]

HOTDOG

Down a hallway?