Status in Question Off-field injuries over the years with bullshit excuses. ???

[Strapping Young Lad]

Down a hallway?

Like feeding spaghetti to a bulldog.

 

[DERO]

Down a hallway?

I'll accept that. I was thinking bowling alley.

 

[STFU Donnie]

Julie Anthony?

Beat you to it Jenny!

 

[jenny61_99]

Beat you to it Jenny!

I know. Great minds, and all that.

 

[Down at K Park]

Along with falling onto a tomato stake. Pill was a clumsy man during the offseason

His massive head probably unbalanced him a lot.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

HOTDOGS

 

[Chris_6678]

Kerr by a stingray in 2008 at a recovery session in Melbourne.

 

[DERO]

I know. Great minds, and all that.

Great minds think alike as do the two of you it appears.

 

[DERO]

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BANANA

 

[Dwhale44]

You can break your dick. Google image it, will change your life.

Turn you into a monk?

 

[Natho]

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Oh wow. What a bloke.. hahaha

 

[Wayne Dwop]

Lessons from this thread:

I've seen a broken penis and repair. Simplest way to describe it is blowing out one of the cylinders. They then roll the skin back, sew up the defect, attach the skin back and you're mostly back to normal. Takes a while for the swelling to go down and fair amount of time off the job.

Leave the swelling, just take the pain away.

 

[Blue Heart]

Rohan Welsh who played for Carlton in the '93 GF broke his leg on an end of year Blues' footy trip to the US. Apparently in a state of inebriation, he was streaking and fell down a hill near the foot of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

The rest of the players dressed him and took him to hospital for treatment. When he arrived there, the medical staff were totally mystified how he could have a broken leg and numerous cuts and abrasions to his body ... but his clothes were in A grade perfect condition !!!

 

[Benny78]

Good on you Vinnie B!

I'm sick of these disingenuous campaigners as well. It would be nice to know precisely which campaigners would use mental illness as an excuse to relieve themselves of any warranted flak as a result of their own inability not to be ******* campaigners.

 

[Marc_Remillard]

This is true - broke dick shagging on pool table.

While he was married

 

[R_Grunter]

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

Vika or Linda?

 

[R_Grunter]

Yeah, it was the vodka that did it.

Abasi, why did hawks cut the electrifying Jack Fitzpatrick?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Abasi, why did hawks cut the electrifying Jack Fitzpatrick?

We couldn't have the awesomeness of both him and Tyrone on the same list.

 

[LeverPuller]

I must admit that I've been questioning Mr Lumumba missing six months of footy with concussion for awhile...

 

[Jeremias]

I must admit that I've been questioning Mr Lumumba missing six months of footy with concussion for awhile...

Leave him alone, would you. It can't be easy when you lose your best mate as he did with Muhammad Ali.

 

[markm106]

I think Jarrod Grant got stung by a stingray early on.

Also remember a former player talking about players going skiing against all advice and injuring themselves. Then coming back to training and pretending to do the injury.

 

[MisterMarcus]

We couldn't have the awesomeness of both him and Tyrone on the same list.

It would have been a black hole of awesomeness......or maybe actually just a black hole....

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It would have been a black hole of awesomeness......or maybe actually just a black hole....

Otherwise known as a 'Mitch Clark', I hear.

 

[Vikingblood]

Leave him alone, would you. It can't be easy when you lose your best mate as he did with Muhammad Ali.

And when you've been in fear of knife attacks in the Brazilian slums of Melbourne's Eastern suburbs. Let alone the weight of being a valued spiritual adviser to the Dalai Lama.

 

[yaco55]

BT forgot to mention many years ago his apartment had a two way mirror - BT loved to give team-mates an exhibition.