Hey y'all.
We've decided to introduce a pretty neat exercise in creativity after seeing how successful said activity is on other team boards- appointing aspiring wordsmiths and smartarses to our weekly game previews.
So, without further preamble, the criteria is as follows:
Round 1 v Geelong H - Unique Name
Round 2 v Port Adelaide A - go_the_dockers
Round 3 v Western Bulldogs H - Lost_Deputy
Round 4 v Melbourne A - Van_Dyke
Round 5 v North Melbourne H - Square Peg
Round 6 v West Coast A - lw11
Round 7 v Essendon H - Baklazan
Round 8 v Richmond A - Allikat
Round 9 v Carlton H - Freomaniac
Round 10 v Adelaide A - XXRL
Round 11 v Collingwood H - M_rash
Round 12 v Brisbane A - Kapow!!!
Round 13 BYE DudleyDocker
Round 14 v Geelong A - TheInjuryFactory
Round 15 v St Kilda H - dockerfemme
Round 16 v North Melbourne A - Sir Deadly
Round 17 v West Coast H - Arcassius
Round 18 v Hawthorn H - PurpleWizard
Round 19 v GWS A - Silversurfer
Round 20 v Gold Coast H - BeinPurplenGreen
Round 21 v Sydney A - Okinakashi
Round 22 v Richmond H - Scatter
Round 23 v Essendon A - Tonga Bob
Please let me know if I've made any mistakes
Lastly, credit to Quinz as my main inspiration, particularly the criteria which I blatantly copy'n'pasted with only a few tweaks. You're still a sub-human reprobate though.
We've decided to introduce a pretty neat exercise in creativity after seeing how successful said activity is on other team boards- appointing aspiring wordsmiths and smartarses to our weekly game previews.
So, without further preamble, the criteria is as follows:
- Use this thread to sign up for any match you'd like to preview in the upcoming season. First in, best dressed, so if you want a specific match try and get in early.
- There is no criteria to sign up, you don't have to have been a poster for a long time or have made a lot of posts, but just make sure you're in a position to write one when it's your week. If you can't do it when the time comes, let me, or one of the friendly mods (Allikat Tayl0r Seppo ) know and they will probably sort out a suitable punishment and/or replacement. I'll take the bulk of the responsibility for this venture so hassle me before the others if possible.
- Have fun with the preview. Make it interesting, it doesn't have to be written under a certain guideline or include x,y,z- write it the way you want, use pictures, videos, whatever. A good dose of humour never hurts either.
- This isn't a competition, but previews judged the best by your peers (most liked, how else do you quantify "best" on the internet ) may or may not receive a shiny badge. Gotta incentivise it somehow and there's no incentive quite like a barely visible badge under your username. Awww yeah
Round 1 v Geelong H - Unique Name
Round 2 v Port Adelaide A - go_the_dockers
Round 3 v Western Bulldogs H - Lost_Deputy
Round 4 v Melbourne A - Van_Dyke
Round 5 v North Melbourne H - Square Peg
Round 6 v West Coast A - lw11
Round 7 v Essendon H - Baklazan
Round 8 v Richmond A - Allikat
Round 9 v Carlton H - Freomaniac
Round 10 v Adelaide A - XXRL
Round 11 v Collingwood H - M_rash
Round 12 v Brisbane A - Kapow!!!
Round 13 BYE DudleyDocker
Round 14 v Geelong A - TheInjuryFactory
Round 15 v St Kilda H - dockerfemme
Round 16 v North Melbourne A - Sir Deadly
Round 17 v West Coast H - Arcassius
Round 18 v Hawthorn H - PurpleWizard
Round 19 v GWS A - Silversurfer
Round 20 v Gold Coast H - BeinPurplenGreen
Round 21 v Sydney A - Okinakashi
Round 22 v Richmond H - Scatter
Round 23 v Essendon A - Tonga Bob
Please let me know if I've made any mistakes
Lastly, credit to Quinz as my main inspiration, particularly the criteria which I blatantly copy'n'pasted with only a few tweaks. You're still a sub-human reprobate though.
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