Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

[QS]

He called into trade radio once as 'Tommy'

That was it.

 

[Turboman1994]

Campaigner

Definition: family friendly word for kernt

Use: Fyfe is such an arrogant campaigner

Orgin: unknown

 

[Ochre]

Campaigner

Definition: family friendly word for kernt

Use: Fyfe is such an arrogant campaigner

Orgin: unknown

 

[wing it]

Wow. How come I've never heard that before!

 

[Eagle got a win]

Pick 88

Definition: Brownlow medallist and eagles club legend Sam Mitchell

Example: Mitchell gets another three votes, not bad for a pick 88.

 

[Eagle got a win]

I know we had a lot of different boardism when Barrass had silky smooth hair last year.

Anyone want to help with some about Barrass .

 

[DickDunn]

Shandong Gold Stadium

Definition: April Fools joke claiming that the new Perth Stadium's naming rights would be sold to Chinese miner Shandong Gold. Surprising number of posters did not realise the joke immediately.

Source: FiveStrings

Context: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...to-be-known-as-shandong-gold-stadium.1055823/

This joke just became all too real considering Labor's plan to sell off the naming rights. Round 1 2018 at Shandong Gold Stadium bitches!

 

[Keys]

I know we had a lot of different boardism when Barrass had silky smooth hair last year.

Anyone want to help with some about Barrass .

Sexual Barrassment

Or Sexual for short

 

[ioppolo]

My phone won't let me bold the heading but anyway....


"Mark down todays date," (insert own comment) or originally "the players code is no more"

Used by Schofield after the Suban Masto biting incident in 2015. Became popular for a bit on this board.

"Mark down today's date, tonight is absolute trash and you all know it"

 

[Ochre]

Notte

Definition:
adverb

1. used with an auxiliary verb or ‘be’ to form the negative.
   "he would notte say"
2. used as a short substitute for a negative clause.
   "maybe I'll regret it, but I hope notte"

Source: This legendary thread

Example: Keys is a good poster... notte.

 

[Keys]

Notte bitter at all are you

 

[Ochre]

Notte bitter at all are you

Correct

#nottebitter

 

[donpyke92]

Notte

Definition:
adverb

1. used with an auxiliary verb or ‘be’ to form the negative.
   "he would notte say"
2. used as a short substitute for a negative clause.
   "maybe I'll regret it, but I hope notte"

Source: This legendary thread

Example: Keys is a good poster... notte.

Lost me at 'adverb'
...Notte that I'm ashamed of showing my grammatical incompetency

 

[QS]

Notte

Definition:
adverb

1. used with an auxiliary verb or ‘be’ to form the negative.
   "he would notte say"
2. used as a short substitute for a negative clause.
   "maybe I'll regret it, but I hope notte"

Source: This legendary thread

Example: Keys is a good poster... notte.

I like the fact the first post references 'Edwards' (although it was legit back then of the Aaron variety).

 

[larrikin]

i do miss alphy from alphington

I don't

 

[QS]

I don't

You're paid to say that though.

 

[Ochre]

I do notte

Fixed

 

[larrikin]

You're paid to say that though.

He created quite a lot of work, that's for sure

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

Monocle has been pretty negative with some local clubs

Subiaco and Peel - "they are a shit stain on the WAFL"

 

[The Dodger]

Eye Poke

Definition: the way Mitch Brown will get his first injury in the opening minutes.

Source: a couple of games in '13 or '14 where in the opening minutes of a game Mitch Brown received a poke in the eye and spent the best part of the first quarter getting it checked.

Context: Mitch Brown has gone off injured? Has he received that poke in the eye already?

 

[The Dodger]

Tyson Stenglein

Definition: Player that retired a long time ago that didnt if you know what I mean

Source: Jon Ralph

Context: We might not be any good this year we just lost Stenglein

 

[The Dodger]

Elliot Yeo's Johnny Unitas hair cut

Definition: A haircut that can tell you the time

Source: Dark Sharks I believe

Context: Elliot Yeo...now there is a haircut you can set your watch to.

 

[06Premiers]

Chris Lewis

Definition: Confusing any and all indigenous players for Chris Lewis. Or any player for any other. Basically HS know nothing.

Source: Herald Sun (who else)

Context:

 

[Bender_]

How Much Longer Can xxxx Be Debated?

Definition: The line trotted out after opposing views on a subject have been extensively aired.

Source: The majority of this board discussing Priddis's place in the team creating 2 separate mega-threads.

Context:

Poster A: Subway is great.
Poster B: Subway sux.
Poster C: How much longer can Subway be debated?

 

[Bender_]

Luke Priddis is another I'm not certain on.