Best Footballer Names

[windyhill]

Drug cheat

Nah, rio ferdinand just doesn't grab me.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Nah, rio ferdinand just doesn't grab me.

never failed a test unlike Maradona and Pep.

 

[Runnin Blue]

never failed a test unlike Maradona and Pep.

Still scored the greatest goal of all time. Cocaine didn't do that.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Still scored the greatest goal of all time. Cocaine didn't do that.

nah was probably the steroids

 

[Runnin Blue]

nah was probably the steroids

Lol, gotta give dues to greatness man. Can't hold that grudge forever.

They don't call him God for nothing.

 

[windyhill]

never failed a test unlike Maradona and Pep.

We'll never know though will we mate ?!!

 

[Bojan KantKick]

We'll never know though will we mate ?!!

? Maradona got kicked out of the world cup for taking steroids.

 

[windyhill]

? Maradona got kicked out of the world cup for taking steroids.

Rio ? Got kicked out of game for avoiding test. So, as I said, we'll never know.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Rio ? Got kicked out of game for avoiding test. So, as I said, we'll never know.

he passed the test.

What does Rio have to do with Maradona being a confirmed drug cheat?

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Lol, gotta give dues to greatness man. Can't hold that grudge forever.

They don't call him God for nothing.

i don't hold a grudge. Absolute superstar and tbf, his best football came before he got on the juice.

 

[windyhill]

he passed the test.

What does Rio have to do with Maradona being a confirmed drug cheat?

Ok, he passed the test and sat out 8 months ! If that's passing it I'd hate to see what he would've got if he failed it.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Ok, he passed the test and sat out 8 months ! If that's passing it I'd hate to see what he would've got if he failed it.

they changed the rules a few months later to make it more lenient.

 

[Cruyff14]

Ariel Ortega another.

 

[FAITH]

Can we not mention Rio ferd and maradonna in the same thread ever again?

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Rio Maradona or Diego Ferdinand?

 

[Runnin Blue]

Edson Arantes do Nascimento

 

[jod23]

Florent Sinama Pongolle

 

[HellasOle]

Dirk Kuyt
Daniel Killer
Bongo Christ (Was capped for Congo)
Have-A-Look-Dube (Zimbabwean national team player)
Doctor Khumalo (Midfielder for South Africa)
Johnny Moustache

 

[jod23]

Dirk

 

[BlueBen]

Herman Hreidarsson
Junior Agogo
Lex Immers
Sylvain Legwinski
Jefferson Farfan
Joonas Kolkka

 

[kangaspurs]

Phil Jones.

You bunch of ******* anglophobes.

 

[kangaspurs]

But seriously, I always love names that are aptronyms. ie. John Butcher, Jarryd Roughead etc

I can't think of any like those in the football world off the top of my head though.

 

[RossFC]

Just reading the name Alexandre Lacazette gives me a boner.

 

[Cruyff14]

Emmanuel Petit.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Granted he was a Football Manager generated player but Ryan Ryan developed into a gun for Perth.