Best Footballer Names

Sep 5, 2014
29,950
28,538
Hertford
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Manchester United, Stevenage FC
Lol, gotta give dues to greatness man. Can't hold that grudge forever.

They don't call him God for nothing.
i don't hold a grudge. Absolute superstar and tbf, his best football came before he got on the juice.
 

HellasOle

Cancelled
Feb 12, 2017
465
199
Oakleigh
AFL Club
Geelong
Dirk Kuyt
Daniel Killer
Bongo Christ (Was capped for Congo)
Have-A-Look-Dube (Zimbabwean national team player)
Doctor Khumalo (Midfielder for South Africa)
Johnny Moustache
 

kangaspurs

Cancelled
Jul 14, 2014
9,722
18,848
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Tottenham, Melbourne City FC
Phil Jones.

You bunch of ******* anglophobes. ;)
 

kangaspurs

Cancelled
Jul 14, 2014
9,722
18,848
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Tottenham, Melbourne City FC
But seriously, I always love names that are aptronyms. ie. John Butcher, Jarryd Roughead etc

I can't think of any like those in the football world off the top of my head though.
 
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