- Jul 15, 2007
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Right now that's done, the team will need to fill this position. I wonder who will apply:
Wanted: New Fremantle Whipping Boy
Position became vacant with the not totally unexpected but long overdue departure of experienced members DPearce, Suban and Dawson. Big Footy community thank them for their services and wish them all the best in their roles as WAFL superstars.
Job Description:
Generally run around try hard, do some good things that rarely get noticed but stuff up with enough regularity to cause audible groans that can be heard from the International Space Station.
Must have thick skin, be experienced enough that the 'new player' shine has worn off and just enough AFL ability to remain on a list long term but not too much to be ever considered a bona fide star.
Candidates with compromising pictures of Ross Lyon will be looked on most favourably as it will aid their dumbfounding weekly selection.
Note that any new candidate will be up against internal applicants including Ibbotson and Lee Spurr.
Please address all applications to Big Footy Melt Thread Inc.
Wanted: New Fremantle Whipping Boy
Position became vacant with the not totally unexpected but long overdue departure of experienced members DPearce, Suban and Dawson. Big Footy community thank them for their services and wish them all the best in their roles as WAFL superstars.
Job Description:
Generally run around try hard, do some good things that rarely get noticed but stuff up with enough regularity to cause audible groans that can be heard from the International Space Station.
Must have thick skin, be experienced enough that the 'new player' shine has worn off and just enough AFL ability to remain on a list long term but not too much to be ever considered a bona fide star.
Candidates with compromising pictures of Ross Lyon will be looked on most favourably as it will aid their dumbfounding weekly selection.
Note that any new candidate will be up against internal applicants including Ibbotson and Lee Spurr.
Please address all applications to Big Footy Melt Thread Inc.
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