Anyone get a call from a player today?

[ripperpart]

Sorry, there was a cat outside the window.

Dont worry
I bark when I see pussy too.

 

[tazaa]

The year 1998 called me.
It told me to tell you guys that it, umm wait who called me again?

 

[Jindrrk]

You sure?

I could hear a GPS voice in the background saying 'in 69 metres you have made your destination...Arden St.'

The flaw in that one he knows exactly where it is. No need for gps. Saintbill would find a way to hack it anyway and Josh would be 36 before he got to Arden street on Sainbill's route

 

[Jindrrk]

The year 1998 called me.
It told me to tell you guys that it, umm wait who called me again?

You reminded me of 1998. Shame on you!

 

[Dan]

Jesse Smith gave me a call.......wanted to borrow an xbox game :stern look

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I got a call from Wayne Carey, he wanted to talk to my wife.

 

[discomute]

Got a call from Atley. His conversation missed the point, but gees it was fast.

 

[discomute]

Then Ben Brown called. Best conversation I've ever had, but no one outside the club seemed to care.

 

[discomute]

Mason Wood called me. The phone call was for 2 hours but he only spoke for 15 minutes. But geeeees those 15 minutes were good!

 

[discomute]

Cunnington called me. Actually the whole club did but he seemed to be the only one saying anything.

 

[GoNorth]

Which number did you get a call from or was it private?

03 9320 2400

 

[discomute]

Cunnington called me. Actually the whole club did but he seemed to be the only one saying anything.

Actually Higgins nailed the conversation too, but since he only got on the line half way through, I'll just ignore his contribution.

 

[Gasometer]

Ben Jacobs just called me.

I said 'who?'

 

[discomute]

Taylor Garner called me, I made a joke that I thought would go over his head, but he got it.

 

[discomute]

Hansen called me. It was a good conversation, but in retrospect I wish the call was from Joel Selwood.

 

[discomute]

Marley Williams gave me a call. At first I couldn't believe it, now I'll pretend like I never doubted it.

Okay my 5 beer comedy should probably stop before I get in trouble for spamming. Night all.

 

[roos rool]

You are all lucky getting calls from players, I didn't get one.

Once about 5 years ago I got a call from someone in Fremantle. I don't know if it was a footballer or not, they didn't say.

 

[Donkey Chop]

Just got a call from Ali Fahour

Didn't see that coming

 

[desie]

I got a call from Jy Simpkin.

He sold me some candy.

 

[tazaa]

I got a call from Dennis Pagan this morning.
He told me to stop pissing on his leg and to tell him its raining.
Cant believe hes in Real Estate.

 

[Donkey Chop]

Bernie Vince called

He was incredibly annoying. I hung up.

He kept calling.

 

[ArchKing Carey]

Got a call from Jack Steele. Told me to stay away from his mate Josh Kelly.
I got off the phone and told Luke and Josh, as we were watching the latest Game of Thrones episode, that it's Jack again calling about our friendship.
Josh told me that it was too hard to visit him often as it's a long way from Tullamarine to Moorabbin.

 

[chugginon]

This thread Sitting here reading it with tears running down my face from laughing.Trying to tell someone what I am reading and making more choking noises than sense Every so often the posters on North on here, do such funny, clever, hilarious threads, like this They just keep coming with the posts . Don't post much lately, but always enjoy reading .. love it

 

[Groin guru]

Got a call from liam anthony. He sounded happy. Said he holds the record for most mentions in trade history. I told him to shut up and that we are trading him to GWS as part of the Kelly deal. He asked if he could at least eat the packet of twisties on the flight over. I said no they are worth more in the trade deal.

 

[Shermanator]

I just got a call from a Towel.