Opinion If players were cars...

[Alfred E Neuman]

Mark Mercuri -2000 Mercedes E55 AMG



Andrew McGrath - 2017 E63 AMG




James Hird - Bentley Continental GT

 

[Howard Moon]

View attachment 399437 Mark Mercuri -2000 Mercedes E55 AMG

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Andrew McGrath - 2017 E63 AMG


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James Hird - Bentley Continental GT

mercs to a tee

with reversing camera too - eyes in the back of his head

 

[Pweter]

Begley

 

[Pweter]

Dustin Fletcher

 

[Pweter]

Jason Johnson - small, tough, punches way above it's weight division

 

[Howard Moon]

Jason Johnson - small, tough, punches way above it's weight division

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mark johnson same car, but with full body and extras

 

[Pweter]

Ivan Maric - loved by bogans everywhere

 

[Howard Moon]

gary moorcroft - speedy red escord, zippy as, short back and sides.. often seen airbone around rally tracks too

 

[Pweter]

Jake Carlisle/Tom Liberatore/Travis Tuck/Dan Hannebery etc - the infamous Cheech and Chong upholstery van

 

[Howard Moon]

AFL meets with players to explain new rules for the season

 

[Bigjobss]

Ivan Maric - loved by bogans everywhere

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Maaate where is rear steel rims/bald tyre combo!?

 

[hotkorma]

Maaate where is rear steel rims/bald tyre combo!?

It does at least need the hubs removed on the back, business upfront, party out the back

 

[Bigjobss]

Jeremy Howe

 

[DERO]

Orazio, Tippa, Green

 

[Duckworth]

Stephen Dank

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[Duckworth]

Dane Swan

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[hotkorma]

Dean SoloMon

 

[Max Headroom]

Stanton - Toyota Corolla
Reliable, goes forever (but not very fast), getting a bit long in the tooth

 

[Max Headroom]

Josh Green - Herbie
Not the most streamlined or fashionable of exteriors, he nevertheless possesses a quirky charm all of his own. An unfancied outsider that that can pop up out of nowhere to take the chocolates.

 

[Howard Moon]

this is josh green all day maxine!

 

[Max Headroom]

this is josh green all day maxine!

I'll concede the colour but Herbie the Love Bug can do everything that the green machine can do and then some, look:


Walking on water


Agility


And even a toreador waving red rags at bulls!

 

[Howard Moon]

herbie has a reverse gear - green only runs one way, we know that

 

[Max Headroom]

herbie has a reverse gear - green only runs one way, we know that

Yeah, but....The Green Machine can't corner for sh*t, plus Herbie's got personality. He's not called the Love Bug for nothing!

 

[Howard Moon]

Yeah, but....The Green Machine can't corner for s**t, plus Herbie's got personality. He's not called the Love Bug for nothing!

Wasn't he originally herpes the love bug?

 

[DERO]

Wasn't he originally herpes the love bug?

Unlike love, Herbie lasts forever.