Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome

[ESKIE]

And carlton inch ever closer to another wooden spoon

I know you understand what it's like being on the bottom of the ladder lord knows Melbourne languished hopelessly down there for years

Did the AFl step in ?

 

[Arr0w]

And carlton inch ever closer to another wooden spoon

12 flags, 12 spoons and you last played finals in 2006? Yeah, think we have you covered

 

[__Bobcat__]

"Just like the Tigers of old"
When the pressures on we fold,
Oh we're from tiger ,
The yellow runs down our back,
Oh wee from tiger land"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[__Bobcat__]

So brave, Carlton.

Or was that tanking again?

Go take the Red pill,

 

[blured]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish

 

[Aphrodite]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish
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1964!

 

[Gethelred]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish
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I'm curious.

What exactly is it you think you're doing? Is it banter? I really can't tell. If it's a sledge, it's rather ordinary.

I suppose you'd know about skiing, though. Plenty of experience treating winter like it doesn't exist, no?

 

[BluStreak]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish
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Auto correct is a bitch hey. Everyone knows that you Swoosh when skiing. Swish is for basketball.

 

[Jabba73]

Auto correct is a bitch hey. Everyone knows that you Swoosh when skiing. Swish is for basketball.

Not the way I shoot.

 

[BluStreak]

Yelling 'pull' first?

 

[jezzajay]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish
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The only reason you could possibly say this with any real meaning is if you were once a blues supporter...otherwise how would you know or are you just a squib turncoat? Standard bloody dee's supporter...bet that was you with the cheese platter on the weekend...pffffftttt...all huff with absolutely no puff!

 

[TGR]

Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish
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You seem to be going through an identity crisis. Let me help you.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

You seem to be going through an identity crisis. Let me help you.
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Where's the salmon?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Blues will be keen to put an end to the 14 -0 streak here....Ouch....Expect the Jaeger-meister to spoil the party.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Honestly I hope he gets through unscathed for you blokes.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Procrastinator35]

Honestly I hope he gets through unscathed for you blokes.

Pretty excited about the new crop coming through actually:....All of Burton, O'Meara, Sicily, Mitchell & Hardwick will inform the nucleus of a potent combo for the years to come.

Congrats on finally getting the Brown & Gold monkey off the back.....After our 11-0 run of outs against the Cats, I know how it feels.

 

[Jabba73]

Pretty excited about the new crop coming through actually:....All of Burton, O'Meara, Sicily, Mitchell & Hardwick will inform the nucleus of a potent combo for the years to come.

Congrats on finally getting the Brown & Gold monkey off the back.....After our 11-0 run of outs against the Cats, I know how it feels.

Banter thread, ffs. Thought you knew better?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Banter thread, ffs. Thought you knew better?

Burton will s**t the Rising star award in, thus scuppering the hopes of the array of young Blues stars in line to win it.

 

[Jabba73]

Burton will s**t the Rising star award in, thus scuppering the hopes of the array of young Blues stars in line to win it.

Sounds painful, wont win it.

Burton will s**t the Rising star award in, thus scuppering the hopes of the array of young Blues stars in line to win it.

Only one of them can win it, so 4 of the 5 will have their hopes dashed. Simple maths.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Sounds painful, wont win it.

Only one of them can win it, so 4 of the 5 will have their hopes dashed. Simple maths.

They'll steal all the votes orf each other.

The last time Carlton beat Hawthorn, I still hadn't developed a sense of humor....Or a knack for math.

 

[Jabba73]

They'll steal all the votes orf each other.

The last time Carlton beat Hawthorn, I still hadn't developed a sense of humor....Or a knack for math.

Half our supporters weren't born

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

What's the head to head between Haks and Blues?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Half our supporters weren't born

When will the other half come out of their latte-sipping, Lygon street comas?

What's the head to head between the Golden Hawks and downtrodden Blues?

Dunno, but we're catching up real fast. 16>13 last I checked.....Big 4 with a bullet.

 

[Jabba73]

Don't need to come out of the coma, IV drip keeps the fluid pumping in.