Universal Love Post of the Week - The Yaco55 Multi-Quote Memorial Thread

[TheBrightSide]

Any and all of VelvetSledge's Gameday threads

Agreed. Especially for putting this pic in every Carlton one.

 

[Vindicater]

Lol

 

[DERO]

 

[DERO]

I know you lot think disco is in the form of his life signing hooker, getting pick 5 for Carslile... but ive got news for you, this is how he has always been, i have been doling a little research and the man just keeps popping up where you least expect.




here he was brokering a middle east peace deal.. its clearly gone down hill since he left to join Essendon.



here he was after brokering the deal that got Mandela freed.



can clearly be seen taking a break on the far right, rumour has it he was responsible for the new york art deco boom



disco had a dream too ... he wrote the famous speech.



it was dodoro who talked Munroe into walking over the vent...



Disco orchestrated the Black power salute, he slowed to run second on purpose to give the man his moment.




Dicso actually took the selfie... but lost his phone in the toilet while drunk later on.



despite what is taught in school, most cut off the proper ending to the evolution of man, here it is.

so its clear to see, theres nothing this man cant do.

 

[Lore]

 

[Lore]

Its a little known fact that Dodoro was the first man to ever scale Mt Everest..... and not only this, he carried Tenzings bags and his own, and gave directions.

Knows how to use his picks.

 

[Howard Moon]

Look at that seemless ms paint work..

 

[DERO]

Quality.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Had me crying with laughter.

"Not Shaun McKernan"

 

[Howard Moon]

I always loved dodos eyeball, secretary hope he saw that one

 

[DERO]

Had me crying with laughter.

"Not Shaun McKernan"

What are you on about, son? Post a link please.

 

[eDPS]

Sorry for the delay guys


Edit: see @Lores post above this is a reference to the Dodoro/Mt Everest thing

 

[Doss]

Dayle Garlett for a starters, why cant we attract talent like that?

Criminally talented

Subtle and with real nuance. Bravo sir.

 

[VelvetSledge]

What are you on about, son? Post a link please.

^^^ Lore 's post above

 

[Lore]

Good bloke: actually a deadset campaigner of a bloke

Athletic mid: ran well at draft camp but actually isn't any good

Lots of development left: Has done **** all

Special - sexually attractive.

also

delicious - sexually attractive

I managed to get a transcript of the chat Dyson had with Jake yesty

hey knackerbags, how tricks?

not bad shagger, you?

yeh not bad tiger. Wanna come over nek year for a kick?

yeh nah, how is it over there?

yeh its all good m8, woosh is a cruisey knacker - good bunch of lads, no beverage....

ay? no beers ?

nah knackers, no bevo - you know.. old mate

oh yeh, cool - count me in

no worries - catch ya then

no worries ,sweet.

Membership slogan - YESS?

Every time I read this title ...

 

[DERO]

you don't need to see our pick 11

its not the pick you are looking for

you can go about your drafting

move along.

 

[DERO]

come with me if you want to live.

 

[DERO]

If we land Stringer, Smith and Saad then that is seriously good business. While we need another inside mid, there are none available so we get the next best available.

Stringer excites me. He is only 5 years in the AFL system and his best footy is in front of him. He is a powerhouse and we can rejig our side to have Hooker go back and form a partnership with Hurley and Ambrose. Daniher, Stringer and Stewart forward gets us more mobile.

Adding Smith forward gives give us the option to put Tippa in the middle a bit more. He's been pretty decent for short bursts and he looks like he can maybe do it a little more and we may need it as he's a pretty powerful dude.

3 guys straight into the top covers a few of our holes. If we can get a 3 of Begley, Laverde, Langford, Mutch, Redman, Ridley, Clarke to become AFL standard then we'll have a decent 22.

Lets get this done. Finally we seem to be dong the right thing. Kelvin is excited.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Runaway winner this week

 

[Lore]

hahah how did this end up hidden away in the drunk tank?

I think it's just Luk Hodg now

 

[Jade]

hahah how did this end up hidden away in the drunk tank?

Gold Jerry, that's gold!

 

[yodellinhank]

hahah how did this end up hidden away in the drunk tank?

Drunk is as drunk does

 

[Doss]

Drunk is as drunk does

Drunke.

 

[DERO]

The football world was abuzz yesterday as Essendon list manager Adrian Dodoro strode into day one of trade negotiations but most people were more curious about the backpack that was casually slung over his left shoulder.




In an Ess BF special report we have been given exclusive access to the curious contents of the bag, which may give us a clearer picture into what makes the man, the enigma that is Adrian Dodoro tick.


Upon first glace it seems a bag of oddities but if one analyses it further everything has a purpose.

Firstly we have 2 Jackets which are self explanatory.

We find a feather and ink well, this is assumed to be for signing of contracts, some say the feather comes from an albino pelican that wanders bay street in port Melbourne.

We have a pocket watch which is clearly for advanced hypnosis and general time keeping.

Also found is a phone tap kit and x ray glasses, nuff said.

A hairbrush is present for media conferences.

A tube of lube, unopened. He generally goes in dry during negotiations.

 

[Vindicater]

This thread is pure gold.