Prediction Predict the next footy media headline/tweet

[JP Sauce]

A thread to predict what will happen next.

"Crows legend Sam Shaw delisted after being given only one year to rehabilitate from concussion issues"

One that will almost certainly happen:

"Motlop snubs Adelaide's offer of $600k, chooses Port Adelaide because of superior culture"

Have at it.

 

[Roovolution]

New Evidence Emerges, Crows killed Princess Diana and then Did 911.

 

[FR0GGY]

Crows supporting policeman attacks club champion Ryder.

 

[FR0GGY]

Charlie Cameron forced to go to best and fairest against his wishes.

 

[Cap]

Crows recruit Devil Spawn, plan apocalypse on Christmas Pageant day.

 

[Scorpus]

@barrettdamien: Extending Sloane's contract by 5 years is another disgraceful move by the Crows. He wanted to return to Victoria. They've handled the situation poorly by forcing him to stay in SA

 

[GreyCrow]

@barrettdamien: Extending Sloane's contract by 5 years is another disgraceful move by the Crows. He wanted to return to Victoria. They've handled the situation poorly by forcing him to stay in SA

@barretdamian : Sliding Doors; If the Crows dont trade Sloane now do they regret not doing so next year?

 

[Dixie Normous]

"AFL concerned that Victorian-based players refusing trade to Adelaide due to fears caused by Beaumont children disappearance and Snowtown horrors"

 

[Linekers Ears]

Sam Maclure: "This week I learned the meaning of irony"

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[dogs105]

@barretdamian : Sliding Doors; If the Crows dont trade Sloane now do they regret not doing so next year?

Bullshit. That's too close to an actual sliding doors moment for Barrett.

 

[FR0GGY]

The Crows actually expected lever to pay them with their first offer.

 

[Swooping Crow]

AFL strips Adelaide of draft picks in response to Gibbs still wanting to come home.

 

[GROTTO]

New Evidence Emerges, Crows killed Princess Diana and then Did 911.

Hmmm what AFL sanctions should we get? Loss of this years and next years draft picks.

 

[SugarShane]

"Adelaide Crows to bring back repurposed 2013 Indigenous guernsey to complete transition into first official Nazi sympathizer football club."

 

[moses]

David McKay signs for another 4 years

 

[SugarShane]

"Reports are emerging that Tex Walker spent his Saturday morning stealing lollies from children and feeding guide dogs chocolate, before offering to help an old lady cross the road moments before drop kicking her in the face in the middle of the road."

 

[glengowan]

"Saad becomes Bomber for Cultural Reasons"

 

[FR0GGY]

"Saad becomes Bomber for Cultural Reasons"

very good!

 

[whattagun07]

Definitely will be
'Motlop chooses Port, inferior offer, over shambolic Adelaide, leaving Crows fans to wish their team was more like Port Adelaide'


And not a headline, but a quote you can take to the bank...
'Our strategy was always to take all 12 of our picks to the draft' - J. Reid

 

[Jarmayhem]

Crows Woes Deepen over Facebook Furor

At least six crows fans have unliked a post on the official Crows Facebook page showing footage of Eddie Betts and Troy Menzel telling bad jokes. Part of the "Better Than Betts?" Series, Liz of Salisbury East told reporters "Now that Troy's gone, I couldn't in good conscience like it. I just couldn't." CONT PAGE 3

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

A bit like a Choose Your Own Adventure really.

"The Adelaide Crows are likely to deal with a player revolt after signing up Geelong cast off Stephen Motlop on a multi million dollar contract, while continuing to offer low ball deals to stars Sloane, Laird, Matt Crouch and Tom Lynch who are all out of contract next season and already fielding offers to return home to Melbourne on more lucrative deals"

Or

"Stephen Motlop has turned his back on a lucrative multi million dollar deal from the Crows to sign on for the Power. The chance to work under Ken Hinkley and link up with young stars Wines, Powell Pepper and Ryder was the key to securing the talented former Cat, who surely wouldn't have known which Adelaide players would still be around if he Committed to a contract for the Crows outfit currently in disarray"

 

[Murray2503]

"Crows didnt play Jake Leaver when he was injured so he didn't finish top 10 B& F."

 

[Guido leWhopper]

Jake Kelly wants 800k in his next contract now all his stats are awarded to him without half of them being credited to Leaver.

 

[The Karma Bus]

"Adelaide Football Club fined after failing to notify the AFL and ASADA of the whereabouts of players, who were found to be secretly training with Jihadi extremists in Syria".

 

[GreyCrow]

''Players Leaving the Crows because it isnt a traditional club''