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Hawthorns "Prime" players

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Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age

James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

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*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.
 

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Wasn't a troll, I'm deeply concerned after realising Isaac Smith was nearly 30 and in his prime. So I decided to investigate Hawthorns prime playing list, surely as a Hawks fan this is deeply concerning for you as well?
 
Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age

James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

1435313142892.jpg

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.
Here you go trawp since you love tampons so much!

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They have the best age profile in the league, maybe bar 1. Yet they finished 12th. God help them this year and next... they're in the prime of their premiership window.
Like a fly to shit.
 
Like a fly to shit.
That is the analogy i'd use for you replying as well.

Dear OP, care to explain why the Hawks have torn the COLA a newie 9 times out of the last 12 games.

PS , I hope you can stem the bleeding girlfriend.
No I dont really care to explain, this thread was for your assistance. Not mine...
 

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Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age

James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

1435313142892.jpg

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.
But tampons are red and white ( the used ones anyway).
 

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