Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals @Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Raveneyes]

Just check with the club pharmacologist, you know what happened to zac’s finger.

Warts the club pharma got to do with it?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Oh, that’s just because we don’t like you.

That's quite flattering. We on the other hand are completely apathetic towards you.

 

[Raveneyes]

You still haven't returned your permission form.

Or I lost it, I don't know.

My dog ate it. Or what is my god? Or was it the artificial pot plant that made me a cup of hibiscus tea?

What was the question again?

 

[Raveneyes]

That's quite flattering. We on the other hand are completely apathetic towards you.

Ain't that better?

 

[Butler]

My dog ate it. Or what is my god? Or was it the artificial pot plant that made me a cup of hibiscus tea?

What was the question again?

Just circle C and get the * out of there.

 

[Raveneyes]

Just circle C and get the **** out of there.

Ah just like Captain Cook! Except he didn't get out.

 

[Wosh]

Nah I was already a washed up alcoholic at the Swamprats.. now I'm a much classier washed up alcoholic because I wear one of these at all times:

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You look adorable, what a shame its cheap plastic made in China, and all the pretty shiny bits fall off quickly.

 

[Blacky]

I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say I’m the best Full Forward of all time

 

[Wosh]

I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say I’m the best Full Forward of all time

I rate you so highly I put a rookie on you.

 

[zackah]

I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say I’m the best Full Forward of all time

I rate you so highly I put a rookie on you.

 

[Raveneyes]

Careful Wooshette , he's got a loaded finger!

 

[BLERN]

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet - Round 2 Season 25
B: CakeEater - Marlowe - NTRabbit
HB: Helfarch - Aramis - Ulahoopski
C: Footypie32 - Dennis ClarkeM - GreyCrow
HF: Bob Cobb - Butler - Bet on Blue
F: OES - Blacky - burningdwarf
R: Thatsapaddlin - pantskyle - Cloud_
INT: Bipolarbear - Smartys Power

Changes:
GreyCrow from HFF -> W
Bob Cobb from W -> HFF
Cloud_ from RUCK -> R
Thatsapaddlin from R -> RUCK
+ We're still going to win

Is this the list of people missing from the thread.

Im sure i saw a couple of them around somewhere

 

[Butler]

You look adorable, what a shame its cheap plastic made in China, and all the pretty shiny bits fall off quickly.

Not when I duct tape them back on!

 

[Blacky]

I rate you so highly I put a rookie on you.

Smart move.

Would belt anyone, so try to win match ups elsewhere

 

[Moo]

Is this the list of people missing from the thread.

Im sure i saw a couple of them around somewhere

Good to see you got off the report.

Now try harder.

 

[Wosh]

Smart move.

Would belt anyone, so try to win match ups elsewhere

I’m looking forward to some good old qooty biffo between 2 teams that don’t like eachother.

 

[Moo]

I’m looking forward to some good old qooty biffo between 2 teams that don’t like eachother.

I feel a little sad for them...does that count?

 

[BLERN]

Good to see you got off the report.

Now try harder.

#goodbloke status confirmed

They will be fine and unhurt if they play like they post

 

[Wosh]

I feel a little sad for them...does that count?

Sure, send them a fruit basket afterwards.

 

[Packedlunch]

I feel as though I won't be living down that drunken photo Thank **** I didn't post it on the bay

Challenge accepted!

 

[zackah]

ffs

 

[ChappyUK]

Im going to smash the SC numpties like guitars.

Then I'll put on some techno and start swearing.

 

[candiehappy]

You will respect the wart, dammit

I've been itching to meet your missus.

How is Chlamydia ?

 

[Packedlunch]

ffs

I did an Oopsy...

 

[pantskyle]

Oh, that’s just because we don’t like you.